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Medical insurance , provident fund , pension , maternity , work injury, unemployment insurance
Please reprinted later to find that the province, and convenience to us, more convenience. Welcome reproduced ah!
ratio of the specific form of social security:
old-age insurance: you pay per month for units 21%, you pay 8%;
Medical insurance: you pay per month for units 9%, you pay 2% plus 10 dollars for serious co-ordination (co-ordination of key management seriously ill hospitalized this);
; unemployment insurance: you pay per month for units of 2%, you pay 1%;
injury insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, one point you do not get their money;
maternity insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.8%, and you do not get their own dime;
housing Provident Fund: Company to pay you 8% per month, you pay more than 8%
, so doing, the units each month to pay for your social security ratio should be 21% +9 % +2% +0.5% +0.8% +8% = 41.3%
you pay each month for your social security ratio should be 8% +2% +10 +1 blocks % +8% = 19% +10
temporarily remove the block you pay 10 dollars aside, the proportion of units of payment and you pay for the 413:190 ratio should be, which is say that if you pay each month for your social security 190 dollars, then the unit will go to your Social Security account to break into 413 dollars every month to increase your social security account the money should be 413 +190 = 603 dollars
So in case you can not see, the unit cost of delivery of social security is more than 2 times you, so you pay social security fee per month do not feel bad when Yup, you know the unit a lot more than you pay it, in fact distressed units.
saying that three risk a return to gold and a perfect insurance policy, where we should have seen, in fact, said the three lakes on the total risk is equivalent to one gold and one gold, five insurance only one gold and three insurance pay from your personal insurance (unemployment + pension + medical + provident fund) for the five risk a gold cross from your unit's insurance (pension + health + unemployment + injury + Growth + Fund) for the. The full insurance as a perfect insurance policy that is just saying it to sound good.
addition to units for you to pay social security, in fact, did not work but who have income or have units, but units do not pay social security personnel can also pay their own Social Security, but the individual can only pay the pension insurance + medical insurance, birth injury ah ah ah unemployment fund it, you do not personally have to pay up.
Here's what is social security contributions under the base
we already know have to pay a monthly flat rate and you pay social security is almost the 413:190 ratio, then and now out of question: his monthly pay social security fees and the proportion of what relationship, social security costs in the end is how it determined?
You may not be aware of the various provinces and cities every year in early July publish a , this is what this means, which means that as long as the formal Nanjing to pay social security for workers unit, per month for each employee to pay the money at least 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan, and 1189 to pay workers at least a month × 19% +10 = 236 yuan, and units per month so you should pay the social security charges came out.
But now a new problem came out again, Nanjing, wages vary greatly, someone get 1000 a month, someone could get 10,000 a month, do not get called to get 1000 and 10000 are social security to pay the same fee?
Please note that this 1189 is the lowest base, in 1189, and the highest on base, Nanjing base seems to be the highest this year over 8000, I forget the specific , anyway, if you pay less per month in 1189 yuan, the unit must be in accordance with the 1189 yuan for you to make 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan, and at least a month to pay your own 1189 × 19% +10 = 236 element, this is the lowest base pay 1189 as the significance of social security where the a: even if you get 1,000 or 800 a month, your monthly minimum must be in accordance with the 1189 pay to!
But if you pay higher than 1189, for example, you get 3000 a month, that unit to the Bureau of Labor Insurance when you pay (you pay your social security units and the Bureau of Labor costs are deducted, oh ~) should to the labor bureau, said: money and then hit your social security account, and your unit at this time should you pay each month to 3000 × 41.3% = 1239 yuan, and you make personally each month in respect of 3000 × 19% +10 = 580 元 < br> That is if you pay less in 1189 yuan, then by 1189 you'll pay each month; If your wages in 1189 yuan or more, then every month you according to your actual wages to pay, unless your base is even higher than the maximum salary, if you get 10,000 a month and the maximum base is 8000, you and your unit are in accordance with the 8000 on here to make
expose the shameless practice of some companies, these companies may give you a good few thousand a month salary, but they report to the Bureau of Labor when your base does not go according to your actual wages reported, for example if you get 3000 a month block, they say you go to the Bureau of Labor may take only 1189, the Bureau of Labor every month and then deduct your 1189 × 19% +10 = 236 yuan, you are probably also happy, because the less money you think your deduction, you actually get more money in the wrong hands! If this is your company too outrageous! because the company paid 2 times your money more, so the less you pay the less they pay! If real wages in accordance with your 3000 to count, they pay you every month of the 3000 × 41.3% = 1239 yuan social security charges, and in accordance with the 1189 to count, they pay you every month 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan! so in fact you eat a burned! regular company will only pay as you go to the actual declaration of the Bureau of Labor and deducting money! only those companies that will be perishable matter how high you are in accordance with the minimum standards for wages you pay!! do not think that a month your social security fees deduction, the better!! You may have been shamelessly bullied by the company and you also knew nothing!!! to determine the unit's base pay for you in the end how much is simple: If your monthly deduction 300 of the Social Security, your base is about 300 ÷ 19% ≈ 1578 million, you look at your salary is not the number, if you pay significantly higher than in 1578, such as every month you actually get 3000 or 4000, it certainly you have been bullied by the company to, after being bullied you can go to the local
labor monitoring group to sue you, generally a quasi-one report, but the best time to leave evidence (such as pay slips, etc.) to find a good further report, or you sue the company after having failed to make a general - - + again note that the proportion of various parts of the social security constitute not the same, if you do not pay your proportion of Nanjing that is probably not 19%, but certainly not big change, such as your base may be 20% or 22%, but it is not 30% or 40%! Therefore, although the proportion of 19% of Nanjing, but foreign students can probably figure out by yourself in this base
introduce them to social security charges following what the specific situation and how to use
has been said earlier, social insurance = + pension + medical insurance maternity insurance, industrial injury insurance + unemployment insurance + housing + first talk about the old-age insurance fund
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generally required to pay the insurance after 15 years to retire to a pension for life, so students who wish to bring your pension Always before his retirement 15 years ago began to pay, this is almost the same way than in Nanjing under the retirement age if you go to pay pension age of 15 years, that country until the time you retire will keep your personal account 8 % of all back to you
pension that you will ask the unit to 21% of your pay go? that you do not expect the State will be forwarded to you, you retire to your own money away, the State put the unit is 21% of your money to pay all the pension scheme to the whole fund in the country, and from which no relationship between money and you you may say: I rely on! That is my Why not give me the money because the state is so
money back when provided to individuals only to back his own money to pay personal deduction, the unit all the money to pay for his all contribute to the country has - -
below when we look at your retirement pension is calculated how the
pension Kim's algorithm is very complicated, because the state each year to pay a base of, for example about it: If you are 30 years old, you now pay base is 3,000 yuan, while the retirement age is 55 years old if so, then you You must be started before the age of 40 to pay old-age insurance, while 30-year-old if you start now from the cross, handed 55-year-old is 25 years, then sure you can enjoy the pension first, and second, if you pay after 25 years 3000 block of base pay has become a 6000 (I said if), you first of each month at the age of 55 can get 6000 × 20% = 1200 block of the basic pension, which is the national to the you, in addition to your personal account, the money accumulated in 25 years has a lot to look good average base pay, (3000 +6000) ÷ 2 = 4500, then your personal account that 25 years should, a 4500 × 8% (you pay the proportion of old-age insurance, individual) × 25 years × 12 months = 108,000 dollars, then in addition to other prior to 1200 a month you can get the 108000 ÷ 120 = 900 blocks, so the age of 55 a month you can get at least 1200 +900 = 2,100 pension, of course, still the base of each country to rise, this year in addition to your 900, you will get more than a month after retirement 1200 more money, of course, that your pension will be more and more
So, the better to pay old-age insurance to pay, you pay the more you retire After the more enjoyable, and the national base year to adjust after you get more and more money will now take 1,500 years after the 1000 exchange is possible here to introduce a policy of metamorphosis, that is, whether you Where to pay social security fees, etc. When you retire you can enjoy the back seat of your account local retirement benefits, such point of view, where the base pay social security high low base, but his retirement pension where the people enjoy it big loss, Why? me give an example, if you're young in Nanjing, to pay social security for 20 years and then retired, but if your account in Heilongjiang, you must return to a pension in Heilongjiang . If you pay for 20 years in Nanjing, the average base is 3000 (I said if), and when you retire before the base toll of Heilongjiang 1000 (I said if), then when you retire can only Enjoy the treatment of 1000! This is a loss of! word, where if you pay social security but in the rich when they retire back to the poor place to enjoy social security, you pay a lot of life but rarely enjoy! Exchange 3000 can only enjoy 1000! This is a terrible thing, but no way is this policy of the State, so all current accounts in the western areas such as low base in Beijing or Shanghai, but the base of a high place of work the students to pay attention to social security, you or to pay social security in the West, or to the accounts prior to retirement and moved to Beijing or Shanghai, or else you're doing a huge loss of life of the trading
perhaps you will say that if My account in Nanjing, then I pay for 20 years in Heilongjiang like the Well, where in the low base pay, when they retire back to the base of a high place to enjoy high welfare. wrong! you think will be casually Nanjing Bureau of Labor will let you enjoy it?! general this case directly to Nanjing will find a reason to refuse you turn! that time you miss s wisdom: in Heilongjiang not enjoy, in Nanjing, also can not enjoy! But some places This situation has eased some of the provisions, such as Nanjing, allowing you to 5 years before retirement place back from a low base in Nanjing, and then continue to pay 5 years in Nanjing, Nanjing, high base, after which it will allow you to enjoy the pension back to Nanjing . this policy are not the same everywhere estimate the future intend to switch to the best students now go to your local labor bureau to find out the problem, so your retirement occurs when an unexpected accident!
Here to talk about health insurance < br> The insurance policy of the country fairly well, it is important that hospital reimbursement for many of the unit before you pay monthly health insurance is 9%, your monthly health insurance probably pay 2% plus 10 money, serious co-ordination, co-ordination of this illness simply whatever else you are hospitalized, and that 11% in the country every month to play with your health care account for 2% of your own, if your monthly minimum quota according to 1189 yuan pay social security, then the 1189 × 2% = 23.78 元 that countries money every month to call your own, you can accumulate the money to buy medicine or credit card directly to out-patient services, and the remaining 9% of the national operator to take it to the medical pool fund in the
by the provisions of Nanjing, and if you start from January 2007 to pay medical insurance, then starting from the February 2007 credit card you can buy medicine, or out-patient services, and From July 2007 onwards you can be reimbursed for the cost of hospitalization, and reported quite complicated, a good example:
If you August 1, 2007 in the hospital, living is the best three hospitals in Nanjing, are used in health care during hospitalization within the scope of medicine, surgery + hospitalization and other expenses spent a total of 5,000, then the reimbursement when the medical center first net 1000, which is starting price, Center for the rest of the 4000 Medicare reimbursed for 4000 × 86% = 3440 million, just pay your own 4000 × 14% = 560 yuan a, with prices starting at 1,000 yuan before, you spend as long as the payment of their 1560 5000 element can be, and this 1560 yuan also deducted from your health insurance card (if you usually do not use that card), so in fact you can not spend much money hospital medical insurance for our young people important than the old-age insurance more, hospital doctor, after all, is too fucking expensive, which is to participate in social insurance where the most important provisions, but health insurance must be submitted in Nanjing 25 years to enjoy life in retirement, so if you retire at age 55, that no later than the age of 30 must begin to talk about health insurance of the industrial injury insurance
following the practice of the risk tends to be used less, I do not have many contacts, you need to remind everyone is that when you work or if the time to work out what had happened, the risk to lingua franca of the
but in practice do not pay attention a lot of people out of trouble to preserve evidence, cause they can not enjoy the work injury insurance, which is a great pity if you arrive when they were hit by a car, you should up the police, allow the police to investigate the records and photographs collected evidence after the police finished processing what will give you a accident identified books and the like, you can take this to requests for work-related injuries reported to the trouble if you let people run and do not find what witnesses do not alarm, that no evidence will not be accepted under the general as an industrial injury there is still time
injury problem, if you July 2007 1 sunrise the injury, you must immediately reporting units, the police issued identification evidence and the accident book and After the injury to your doctor or hospital medical records to the unit, called the unit holding the identification of these materials to do work-related injuries, your unit must be August 1, 2007 effective material before your injury to the testing center, if the distance you out of more than a month the day of injury, that injury may be identified not up. If you do not give you identification of units that can hold your own center identification materials to identify the best and do not exceed one month, otherwise it will a lot of trouble a lot of trouble to talk about maternity insurance
the following example of this is also good, and if you are female, wage is 1,000 yuan per month, January 1, 2007 began to pay maternity insurance, whereby the base is 1189, and you pregnant in March 2007, the end of December 2007 gave birth to a child, in January 2008 and discharged after hospital you want to Sign the marriage certificate (not the reimbursement of an unmarried mother) + Child Permit (2 child's claims generally can not raw) + size chart + checkpoints and the construction of hospital and surgical expenses of all invoices + list + hospital discharge summary of all materials submitted to these companies, they can check if you are pregnant took 500, when a child patient took 2000 + surgery, in general, within the provisions in health insurance can give you basically all the claims, claims to give you the money later include: 500 block of inpatient surgical examinations +2000 Fee +1189 Yuan / month × 4 months = 7256, 1189 yuan / month × 4 months this is especially for the reimbursement of health care centers subsidized girls, only women can get the reimbursement to the
maternity insurance reimbursement the state when girls must be given 4 months, the average wage, so if you have children not only do not pay claims, but also can make the wages of 4 months! If you base pay higher than wages, such as Take 1000 to pay the 1189, you also earn it
maternity insurance to pay at least a year to enjoy, remember to also remember
There is a problem, boys are also to pay maternity insurance Yup Can you boys enjoy the maternity insurance do?
If you're a boy, your wife did not work or work units did not pay the insurance, and her children when you have to pay maternity insurance more than a year, then you can Oh maternity insurance reimbursement, but to the previous examples, for example, you can only be reimbursed 500 inspection fee +2000 block half of hospital surgery = 1,250 yuan, 1,189 yuan of subsidies / month × 4 months of salary you will not enjoy it! This is only reimbursed when girls can enjoy the same cost oh, girls will be able to take the 7256 claims, claims can only take 1,250 men, which is probably rare in China the When a child has a one year maternity insurance and pay the base also pay high wages than the girls in her own Oh! However, if it does not matter she is not insured, you can give her maternity insurance reimbursement for it, but you do not have subsidies 4 months wages to get, but the cost of the newspaper you can only get back half.
unemployment insurance, unemployment insurance, this is also to pay a full year you can enjoy, generally get to pay 1 year 2 months, to pay 2 years get 4 months, but a lifetime to get up to 24 months. good example:
If you January 1, 2007 began to pay insurance, in January 2008 the company laid off you are, you can get the company to give you 2 months unemployment insurance, if you are in the year 1189 base pay for insurance, then you can get at least 2 months more than 800 dollars
or you January 1, 2007 began to pay insurance, in January 2008 and the company you contract expires, and you do not want to renew the contract, then you can also leave the company before the company you get 2 months of unemployment insurance, the contract also means that more than 800 pieces dismissed due or company, you can take 2 months a year in accordance with the ratio of unemployment to require companies to give you do, if the company does not give you do you can go to report it, a report of a prospective.
But if you resign the contract did not go his due, and that even if you pay full 1 year are not entitled to unemployment insurance
resign as long as their own, let alone make a years, that is, 10 years to pay unemployment insurance to resign when you can not get a penny. Housing fund is a good thing ah
Well, if You pay 200 a month for the fund, then the company has to your account each month to hit 200, you buy a house that is 400, if you pay 5 million lifetime, you account is 10 million , and such a good thing we must not reject ah.
fund can be used to buy a house, loan, renovation or something, if you can find their own home land to build a house, the money to build a house that can be paid from the fund in
; If you do not have the money, when they finally retire all of the money seems to come out
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and Nanjing is that different The place to go, and the devil are not allowed to non-payment of medical insurance, that includes old-age social security center that a birth injury with medical unemployment asked enterprises received, but added the taxpayer may pay the provident fund, because it is within the jurisdiction of the Centre under the Provident Fund
ratio of the specific form of social security:
old-age insurance: you pay per month for units 22%, you pay 8%;
health insurance: you pay per month for units 12%, you payment of 2%;
unemployment insurance: you pay per month for units 2% you pay 1%;
injury insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, you do not get their penny ;
maternity insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, and you do not get their own dime;
Housing Fund: Unit for you to pay 7% per month, you pay 7%
Supplementary Housing Fund: Unit for you to pay 8% per month, you pay 8% (this is only the general effectiveness of state-owned enterprises will be some very good, and the ratio has its own, the general fund even if the company paid a very moral of the)
also say that social security and the relationship between a transfer tax to pay a transfer tax
in time, is that part of the individual debit payments calculated after deduction of the taxable base, but it is important to note, provident fund and supplementary fund more than 12% of the parts (individuals and businesses to pay part) also need to count in the taxable base in the above example, say fund
7% 8% supplementary fund, add up to 15%, then the individual gold buckle that 3 % of the parts necessary to count the amount of tax payable at the same time, enterprises that 3%, while wages are not deducted from the individual, but still have to count in the taxable base, ie, personal costs for this a transfer tax bill.
medical insurance to use this one, over the way the rest goes to personal accounts is different
love that kind of month included ways of Nanjing, there are many places for the year included the specific
is the case, health insurance year is April 1 each year to 31 March the following year, while changes in social security contribution base is established in the early to mid April.
Medical Insurance Bureau in April 1st base withholding of social security in accordance with each individual health insurance 1 year (that is, the 2%) into the individual health insurance card account, but this time there is a problem, April 1 when the base year has not been established Social Security, Medical Insurance Bureau only in accordance with the previous year's base to the individual health insurance payments are expected that year, then the difference between how to do it? That is, in the second year of April 1 to make up more than a small count, or less likely to give such a large segment of the word
look will be very much trouble, that we, for example in 2004 the monthly average person
income of 5,000 yuan, 2005, average monthly income of 4,000 yuan, 6,000 yuan income in 2006
Medical Insurance Bureau in April 1, 2006 to the amount of time into personal accounts, social security center has not yet approved the 2006 contribution base ( that is, the average monthly income in 2005), the Medical Insurance Bureau is in accordance with the base pay in 2005 (that is, the average monthly income in 2004) to calculate the amount of personal accounts throughout the year, which is 5000 * 2% * 12 = 1200 ,
but in fact the person the amount of personal accounts for the year should be 4000 * 2% * 12 = 960,
then this will give the 240 in April 1, 2007 when the net. At the same time April 1, 2007 into the account of the new year, gold is still 960 individuals (in fact, should be 6000 * 2% * 12 = 1440 yuan), less to the 480, will be April 1, 2008 meeting back.
so because most people are not the same base pay each year, so almost everyone's account every year in March and April when the total number of years to see the amount of the account is different, and this is done each year in the Medical Insurance Bureau generated when the cost accounting.
injury there is still time problem, if you July 2007 1 sunrise the injury, you must immediately reporting units, the police issued identification evidence and the accident book and your work-related injuries after a medical history to see the doctor or hospital delivery to the unit, called the unit holding the identification of these materials to do work-related injuries, your unit must be August 1, 2007 effective material before your injury to the testing center, if you are out of work-related injuries from the days of more than a month, and that injury may be identified not up. If you do not give you identification of units that can hold your own center identification materials to identify the best and do not exceed one month, otherwise it will be very troublesome troublesome
this point there is a added that there are two ways to report injuries, one unit reporting to love to say the same as the above, valid for 30 days, there is a personal declaration, valid for one year, but due to injury or other reasons, the longer the more evidence lack of personal statements, then the process will be delayed because they do not know how much time and effort.
maternity insurance, abortion, childbirth, multiple births, premature birth, and can specifically look at the following link, though Shanghai's policy, but in all parts of similarity. Shanghai and Nanjing
may have different policies, the company will not be reimbursed in charge of this area are linked by the health insurance
direct and maternal hospital stay in the maternity check the production, co-ordination within the scope of health insurance is health insurance co-ordinate pay, of course, at their own expense item (such as advanced unit, at their own expense medicine etc) or to themselves.
Health boy after their application for maternity benefits to the Medical Insurance Bureau, Medical Insurance Bureau to the Social Security piece of 3000 dollars, to give 3 months base pay plus half of income
childbirth, multiple births , and more a plus if the last two weeks
average monthly wage income is greater than the maximum social security contribution base, then the payment of social security contribution base is only part of the rest paid by the company
example someone on a monthly average of 10,000 wage income, social security cap for the 7392 base.
then the monthly income of social security to 7392, the remaining 10000-7392 = 2608 is paid by the unit.
(Although I think this, in the cloud Tell me what you is not easy to come across =。=。。)< br> In fact, there are two key areas:
1, full payment before birth 1 year
2, the social security contribution base normal reporting
So students, especially female students, do not think the company to give you the base level of reporting does not matter, even for low base some of their high wages glad hand, by this time come to see the problem now!
This is why there are so many female workers low wages, but would rather stay in the local social security return in full the reasons for giving birth and then quit the one small place is not like the case of unmarried women are not employees, and secondly, maternity insurance income is a lot to add.
example, a 3000 human normal wages, but the declaration of social security base count her year-end bonus awards, etc. Other income, then the monthly average may reach 5000, this time a child is to take those months from January 5000 income.
If you do not have the money, and finally retired when all the money out seemingly can not come
seems, is absolutely!
and provident fund loans with low interest rates than commercial loans, and this is a big advantage.
ratio of the specific form of social security:
old-age insurance: you pay per month for units 21%, you pay 8%;
Medical insurance: you pay per month for units 9%, you pay 2% plus 10 dollars for serious co-ordination (co-ordination of key management seriously ill hospitalized this);
; unemployment insurance: you pay per month for units of 2%, you pay 1%;
injury insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, one point you do not get their money;
maternity insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.8%, and you do not get their own dime;
housing Provident Fund: Company to pay you 8% per month, you pay more than 8%
, so doing, the units each month to pay for your social security ratio should be 21% +9 % +2% +0.5% +0.8% +8% = 41.3%
you pay each month for your social security ratio should be 8% +2% +10 +1 blocks % +8% = 19% +10
temporarily remove the block you pay 10 dollars aside, the proportion of units of payment and you pay for the 413:190 ratio should be, which is say that if you pay each month for your social security 190 dollars, then the unit will go to your Social Security account to break into 413 dollars every month to increase your social security account the money should be 413 +190 = 603 dollars
So in case you can not see, the unit cost of delivery of social security is more than 2 times you, so you pay social security fee per month do not feel bad when Yup, you know the unit a lot more than you pay it, in fact distressed units.
saying that three risk a return to gold and a perfect insurance policy, where we should have seen, in fact, said the three lakes on the total risk is equivalent to one gold and one gold, five insurance only one gold and three insurance pay from your personal insurance (unemployment + pension + medical + provident fund) for the five risk a gold cross from your unit's insurance (pension + health + unemployment + injury + Growth + Fund) for the. The full insurance as a perfect insurance policy that is just saying it to sound good.
addition to units for you to pay social security, in fact, did not work but who have income or have units, but units do not pay social security personnel can also pay their own Social Security, but the individual can only pay the pension insurance + medical insurance, birth injury ah ah ah unemployment fund it, you do not personally have to pay up.
Here's what is social security contributions under the base
we already know have to pay a monthly flat rate and you pay social security is almost the 413:190 ratio, then and now out of question: his monthly pay social security fees and the proportion of what relationship, social security costs in the end is how it determined?
You may not be aware of the various provinces and cities every year in early July publish a , this is what this means, which means that as long as the formal Nanjing to pay social security for workers unit, per month for each employee to pay the money at least 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan, and 1189 to pay workers at least a month × 19% +10 = 236 yuan, and units per month so you should pay the social security charges came out.
But now a new problem came out again, Nanjing, wages vary greatly, someone get 1000 a month, someone could get 10,000 a month, do not get called to get 1000 and 10000 are social security to pay the same fee?
Please note that this 1189 is the lowest base, in 1189, and the highest on base, Nanjing base seems to be the highest this year over 8000, I forget the specific , anyway, if you pay less per month in 1189 yuan, the unit must be in accordance with the 1189 yuan for you to make 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan, and at least a month to pay your own 1189 × 19% +10 = 236 element, this is the lowest base pay 1189 as the significance of social security where the a: even if you get 1,000 or 800 a month, your monthly minimum must be in accordance with the 1189 pay to!
But if you pay higher than 1189, for example, you get 3000 a month, that unit to the Bureau of Labor Insurance when you pay (you pay your social security units and the Bureau of Labor costs are deducted, oh ~) should to the labor bureau, said: money and then hit your social security account, and your unit at this time should you pay each month to 3000 × 41.3% = 1239 yuan, and you make personally each month in respect of 3000 × 19% +10 = 580 元 < br> That is if you pay less in 1189 yuan, then by 1189 you'll pay each month; If your wages in 1189 yuan or more, then every month you according to your actual wages to pay, unless your base is even higher than the maximum salary, if you get 10,000 a month and the maximum base is 8000, you and your unit are in accordance with the 8000 on here to make
expose the shameless practice of some companies, these companies may give you a good few thousand a month salary, but they report to the Bureau of Labor when your base does not go according to your actual wages reported, for example if you get 3000 a month block, they say you go to the Bureau of Labor may take only 1189, the Bureau of Labor every month and then deduct your 1189 × 19% +10 = 236 yuan, you are probably also happy, because the less money you think your deduction, you actually get more money in the wrong hands! If this is your company too outrageous! because the company paid 2 times your money more, so the less you pay the less they pay! If real wages in accordance with your 3000 to count, they pay you every month of the 3000 × 41.3% = 1239 yuan social security charges, and in accordance with the 1189 to count, they pay you every month 1189 × 41.3% = 491 yuan! so in fact you eat a burned! regular company will only pay as you go to the actual declaration of the Bureau of Labor and deducting money! only those companies that will be perishable matter how high you are in accordance with the minimum standards for wages you pay!! do not think that a month your social security fees deduction, the better!! You may have been shamelessly bullied by the company and you also knew nothing!!! to determine the unit's base pay for you in the end how much is simple: If your monthly deduction 300 of the Social Security, your base is about 300 ÷ 19% ≈ 1578 million, you look at your salary is not the number, if you pay significantly higher than in 1578, such as every month you actually get 3000 or 4000, it certainly you have been bullied by the company to, after being bullied you can go to the local
labor monitoring group to sue you, generally a quasi-one report, but the best time to leave evidence (such as pay slips, etc.) to find a good further report, or you sue the company after having failed to make a general - - + again note that the proportion of various parts of the social security constitute not the same, if you do not pay your proportion of Nanjing that is probably not 19%, but certainly not big change, such as your base may be 20% or 22%, but it is not 30% or 40%! Therefore, although the proportion of 19% of Nanjing, but foreign students can probably figure out by yourself in this base
introduce them to social security charges following what the specific situation and how to use
has been said earlier, social insurance = + pension + medical insurance maternity insurance, industrial injury insurance + unemployment insurance + housing + first talk about the old-age insurance fund
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generally required to pay the insurance after 15 years to retire to a pension for life, so students who wish to bring your pension Always before his retirement 15 years ago began to pay, this is almost the same way than in Nanjing under the retirement age if you go to pay pension age of 15 years, that country until the time you retire will keep your personal account 8 % of all back to you
pension that you will ask the unit to 21% of your pay go? that you do not expect the State will be forwarded to you, you retire to your own money away, the State put the unit is 21% of your money to pay all the pension scheme to the whole fund in the country, and from which no relationship between money and you you may say: I rely on! That is my Why not give me the money because the state is so
money back when provided to individuals only to back his own money to pay personal deduction, the unit all the money to pay for his all contribute to the country has - -
below when we look at your retirement pension is calculated how the
pension Kim's algorithm is very complicated, because the state each year to pay a base of, for example about it: If you are 30 years old, you now pay base is 3,000 yuan, while the retirement age is 55 years old if so, then you You must be started before the age of 40 to pay old-age insurance, while 30-year-old if you start now from the cross, handed 55-year-old is 25 years, then sure you can enjoy the pension first, and second, if you pay after 25 years 3000 block of base pay has become a 6000 (I said if), you first of each month at the age of 55 can get 6000 × 20% = 1200 block of the basic pension, which is the national to the you, in addition to your personal account, the money accumulated in 25 years has a lot to look good average base pay, (3000 +6000) ÷ 2 = 4500, then your personal account that 25 years should, a 4500 × 8% (you pay the proportion of old-age insurance, individual) × 25 years × 12 months = 108,000 dollars, then in addition to other prior to 1200 a month you can get the 108000 ÷ 120 = 900 blocks, so the age of 55 a month you can get at least 1200 +900 = 2,100 pension, of course, still the base of each country to rise, this year in addition to your 900, you will get more than a month after retirement 1200 more money, of course, that your pension will be more and more
So, the better to pay old-age insurance to pay, you pay the more you retire After the more enjoyable, and the national base year to adjust after you get more and more money will now take 1,500 years after the 1000 exchange is possible here to introduce a policy of metamorphosis, that is, whether you Where to pay social security fees, etc. When you retire you can enjoy the back seat of your account local retirement benefits, such point of view, where the base pay social security high low base, but his retirement pension where the people enjoy it big loss, Why? me give an example, if you're young in Nanjing, to pay social security for 20 years and then retired, but if your account in Heilongjiang, you must return to a pension in Heilongjiang . If you pay for 20 years in Nanjing, the average base is 3000 (I said if), and when you retire before the base toll of Heilongjiang 1000 (I said if), then when you retire can only Enjoy the treatment of 1000! This is a loss of! word, where if you pay social security but in the rich when they retire back to the poor place to enjoy social security, you pay a lot of life but rarely enjoy! Exchange 3000 can only enjoy 1000! This is a terrible thing, but no way is this policy of the State, so all current accounts in the western areas such as low base in Beijing or Shanghai, but the base of a high place of work the students to pay attention to social security, you or to pay social security in the West, or to the accounts prior to retirement and moved to Beijing or Shanghai, or else you're doing a huge loss of life of the trading
perhaps you will say that if My account in Nanjing, then I pay for 20 years in Heilongjiang like the Well, where in the low base pay, when they retire back to the base of a high place to enjoy high welfare. wrong! you think will be casually Nanjing Bureau of Labor will let you enjoy it?! general this case directly to Nanjing will find a reason to refuse you turn! that time you miss s wisdom: in Heilongjiang not enjoy, in Nanjing, also can not enjoy! But some places This situation has eased some of the provisions, such as Nanjing, allowing you to 5 years before retirement place back from a low base in Nanjing, and then continue to pay 5 years in Nanjing, Nanjing, high base, after which it will allow you to enjoy the pension back to Nanjing . this policy are not the same everywhere estimate the future intend to switch to the best students now go to your local labor bureau to find out the problem, so your retirement occurs when an unexpected accident!
Here to talk about health insurance < br> The insurance policy of the country fairly well, it is important that hospital reimbursement for many of the unit before you pay monthly health insurance is 9%, your monthly health insurance probably pay 2% plus 10 money, serious co-ordination, co-ordination of this illness simply whatever else you are hospitalized, and that 11% in the country every month to play with your health care account for 2% of your own, if your monthly minimum quota according to 1189 yuan pay social security, then the 1189 × 2% = 23.78 元 that countries money every month to call your own, you can accumulate the money to buy medicine or credit card directly to out-patient services, and the remaining 9% of the national operator to take it to the medical pool fund in the
by the provisions of Nanjing, and if you start from January 2007 to pay medical insurance, then starting from the February 2007 credit card you can buy medicine, or out-patient services, and From July 2007 onwards you can be reimbursed for the cost of hospitalization, and reported quite complicated, a good example:
If you August 1, 2007 in the hospital, living is the best three hospitals in Nanjing, are used in health care during hospitalization within the scope of medicine, surgery + hospitalization and other expenses spent a total of 5,000, then the reimbursement when the medical center first net 1000, which is starting price, Center for the rest of the 4000 Medicare reimbursed for 4000 × 86% = 3440 million, just pay your own 4000 × 14% = 560 yuan a, with prices starting at 1,000 yuan before, you spend as long as the payment of their 1560 5000 element can be, and this 1560 yuan also deducted from your health insurance card (if you usually do not use that card), so in fact you can not spend much money hospital medical insurance for our young people important than the old-age insurance more, hospital doctor, after all, is too fucking expensive, which is to participate in social insurance where the most important provisions, but health insurance must be submitted in Nanjing 25 years to enjoy life in retirement, so if you retire at age 55, that no later than the age of 30 must begin to talk about health insurance of the industrial injury insurance
following the practice of the risk tends to be used less, I do not have many contacts, you need to remind everyone is that when you work or if the time to work out what had happened, the risk to lingua franca of the
but in practice do not pay attention a lot of people out of trouble to preserve evidence, cause they can not enjoy the work injury insurance, which is a great pity if you arrive when they were hit by a car, you should up the police, allow the police to investigate the records and photographs collected evidence after the police finished processing what will give you a accident identified books and the like, you can take this to requests for work-related injuries reported to the trouble if you let people run and do not find what witnesses do not alarm, that no evidence will not be accepted under the general as an industrial injury there is still time
injury problem, if you July 2007 1 sunrise the injury, you must immediately reporting units, the police issued identification evidence and the accident book and After the injury to your doctor or hospital medical records to the unit, called the unit holding the identification of these materials to do work-related injuries, your unit must be August 1, 2007 effective material before your injury to the testing center, if the distance you out of more than a month the day of injury, that injury may be identified not up. If you do not give you identification of units that can hold your own center identification materials to identify the best and do not exceed one month, otherwise it will a lot of trouble a lot of trouble to talk about maternity insurance
the following example of this is also good, and if you are female, wage is 1,000 yuan per month, January 1, 2007 began to pay maternity insurance, whereby the base is 1189, and you pregnant in March 2007, the end of December 2007 gave birth to a child, in January 2008 and discharged after hospital you want to Sign the marriage certificate (not the reimbursement of an unmarried mother) + Child Permit (2 child's claims generally can not raw) + size chart + checkpoints and the construction of hospital and surgical expenses of all invoices + list + hospital discharge summary of all materials submitted to these companies, they can check if you are pregnant took 500, when a child patient took 2000 + surgery, in general, within the provisions in health insurance can give you basically all the claims, claims to give you the money later include: 500 block of inpatient surgical examinations +2000 Fee +1189 Yuan / month × 4 months = 7256, 1189 yuan / month × 4 months this is especially for the reimbursement of health care centers subsidized girls, only women can get the reimbursement to the
maternity insurance reimbursement the state when girls must be given 4 months, the average wage, so if you have children not only do not pay claims, but also can make the wages of 4 months! If you base pay higher than wages, such as Take 1000 to pay the 1189, you also earn it
maternity insurance to pay at least a year to enjoy, remember to also remember
There is a problem, boys are also to pay maternity insurance Yup Can you boys enjoy the maternity insurance do?
If you're a boy, your wife did not work or work units did not pay the insurance, and her children when you have to pay maternity insurance more than a year, then you can Oh maternity insurance reimbursement, but to the previous examples, for example, you can only be reimbursed 500 inspection fee +2000 block half of hospital surgery = 1,250 yuan, 1,189 yuan of subsidies / month × 4 months of salary you will not enjoy it! This is only reimbursed when girls can enjoy the same cost oh, girls will be able to take the 7256 claims, claims can only take 1,250 men, which is probably rare in China the When a child has a one year maternity insurance and pay the base also pay high wages than the girls in her own Oh! However, if it does not matter she is not insured, you can give her maternity insurance reimbursement for it, but you do not have subsidies 4 months wages to get, but the cost of the newspaper you can only get back half.
unemployment insurance, unemployment insurance, this is also to pay a full year you can enjoy, generally get to pay 1 year 2 months, to pay 2 years get 4 months, but a lifetime to get up to 24 months. good example:
If you January 1, 2007 began to pay insurance, in January 2008 the company laid off you are, you can get the company to give you 2 months unemployment insurance, if you are in the year 1189 base pay for insurance, then you can get at least 2 months more than 800 dollars
or you January 1, 2007 began to pay insurance, in January 2008 and the company you contract expires, and you do not want to renew the contract, then you can also leave the company before the company you get 2 months of unemployment insurance, the contract also means that more than 800 pieces dismissed due or company, you can take 2 months a year in accordance with the ratio of unemployment to require companies to give you do, if the company does not give you do you can go to report it, a report of a prospective.
But if you resign the contract did not go his due, and that even if you pay full 1 year are not entitled to unemployment insurance
resign as long as their own, let alone make a years, that is, 10 years to pay unemployment insurance to resign when you can not get a penny. Housing fund is a good thing ah
Well, if You pay 200 a month for the fund, then the company has to your account each month to hit 200, you buy a house that is 400, if you pay 5 million lifetime, you account is 10 million , and such a good thing we must not reject ah.
fund can be used to buy a house, loan, renovation or something, if you can find their own home land to build a house, the money to build a house that can be paid from the fund in
; If you do not have the money, when they finally retire all of the money seems to come out
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and Nanjing is that different The place to go, and the devil are not allowed to non-payment of medical insurance, that includes old-age social security center that a birth injury with medical unemployment asked enterprises received, but added the taxpayer may pay the provident fund, because it is within the jurisdiction of the Centre under the Provident Fund
ratio of the specific form of social security:
old-age insurance: you pay per month for units 22%, you pay 8%;
health insurance: you pay per month for units 12%, you payment of 2%;
unemployment insurance: you pay per month for units 2% you pay 1%;
injury insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, you do not get their penny ;
maternity insurance: you pay per month for units of 0.5%, and you do not get their own dime;
Housing Fund: Unit for you to pay 7% per month, you pay 7%
Supplementary Housing Fund: Unit for you to pay 8% per month, you pay 8% (this is only the general effectiveness of state-owned enterprises will be some very good, and the ratio has its own, the general fund even if the company paid a very moral of the)
also say that social security and the relationship between a transfer tax to pay a transfer tax
in time, is that part of the individual debit payments calculated after deduction of the taxable base, but it is important to note, provident fund and supplementary fund more than 12% of the parts (individuals and businesses to pay part) also need to count in the taxable base in the above example, say fund
7% 8% supplementary fund, add up to 15%, then the individual gold buckle that 3 % of the parts necessary to count the amount of tax payable at the same time, enterprises that 3%, while wages are not deducted from the individual, but still have to count in the taxable base, ie, personal costs for this a transfer tax bill.
medical insurance to use this one, over the way the rest goes to personal accounts is different
love that kind of month included ways of Nanjing, there are many places for the year included the specific
is the case, health insurance year is April 1 each year to 31 March the following year, while changes in social security contribution base is established in the early to mid April.
Medical Insurance Bureau in April 1st base withholding of social security in accordance with each individual health insurance 1 year (that is, the 2%) into the individual health insurance card account, but this time there is a problem, April 1 when the base year has not been established Social Security, Medical Insurance Bureau only in accordance with the previous year's base to the individual health insurance payments are expected that year, then the difference between how to do it? That is, in the second year of April 1 to make up more than a small count, or less likely to give such a large segment of the word
look will be very much trouble, that we, for example in 2004 the monthly average person
income of 5,000 yuan, 2005, average monthly income of 4,000 yuan, 6,000 yuan income in 2006
Medical Insurance Bureau in April 1, 2006 to the amount of time into personal accounts, social security center has not yet approved the 2006 contribution base ( that is, the average monthly income in 2005), the Medical Insurance Bureau is in accordance with the base pay in 2005 (that is, the average monthly income in 2004) to calculate the amount of personal accounts throughout the year, which is 5000 * 2% * 12 = 1200 ,
but in fact the person the amount of personal accounts for the year should be 4000 * 2% * 12 = 960,
then this will give the 240 in April 1, 2007 when the net. At the same time April 1, 2007 into the account of the new year, gold is still 960 individuals (in fact, should be 6000 * 2% * 12 = 1440 yuan), less to the 480, will be April 1, 2008 meeting back.
so because most people are not the same base pay each year, so almost everyone's account every year in March and April when the total number of years to see the amount of the account is different, and this is done each year in the Medical Insurance Bureau generated when the cost accounting.
injury there is still time problem, if you July 2007 1 sunrise the injury, you must immediately reporting units, the police issued identification evidence and the accident book and your work-related injuries after a medical history to see the doctor or hospital delivery to the unit, called the unit holding the identification of these materials to do work-related injuries, your unit must be August 1, 2007 effective material before your injury to the testing center, if you are out of work-related injuries from the days of more than a month, and that injury may be identified not up. If you do not give you identification of units that can hold your own center identification materials to identify the best and do not exceed one month, otherwise it will be very troublesome troublesome
this point there is a added that there are two ways to report injuries, one unit reporting to love to say the same as the above, valid for 30 days, there is a personal declaration, valid for one year, but due to injury or other reasons, the longer the more evidence lack of personal statements, then the process will be delayed because they do not know how much time and effort.
maternity insurance, abortion, childbirth, multiple births, premature birth, and can specifically look at the following link, though Shanghai's policy, but in all parts of similarity. Shanghai and Nanjing
may have different policies, the company will not be reimbursed in charge of this area are linked by the health insurance
direct and maternal hospital stay in the maternity check the production, co-ordination within the scope of health insurance is health insurance co-ordinate pay, of course, at their own expense item (such as advanced unit, at their own expense medicine etc) or to themselves.
Health boy after their application for maternity benefits to the Medical Insurance Bureau, Medical Insurance Bureau to the Social Security piece of 3000 dollars, to give 3 months base pay plus half of income
childbirth, multiple births , and more a plus if the last two weeks
average monthly wage income is greater than the maximum social security contribution base, then the payment of social security contribution base is only part of the rest paid by the company
example someone on a monthly average of 10,000 wage income, social security cap for the 7392 base.
then the monthly income of social security to 7392, the remaining 10000-7392 = 2608 is paid by the unit.
(Although I think this, in the cloud Tell me what you is not easy to come across =。=。。)< br> In fact, there are two key areas:
1, full payment before birth 1 year
2, the social security contribution base normal reporting
So students, especially female students, do not think the company to give you the base level of reporting does not matter, even for low base some of their high wages glad hand, by this time come to see the problem now!
This is why there are so many female workers low wages, but would rather stay in the local social security return in full the reasons for giving birth and then quit the one small place is not like the case of unmarried women are not employees, and secondly, maternity insurance income is a lot to add.
example, a 3000 human normal wages, but the declaration of social security base count her year-end bonus awards, etc. Other income, then the monthly average may reach 5000, this time a child is to take those months from January 5000 income.
If you do not have the money, and finally retired when all the money out seemingly can not come
seems, is absolutely!
and provident fund loans with low interest rates than commercial loans, and this is a big advantage.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
After 30 years of age can read eight words
1. If you love , your love .
give up , thoroughly .
waiting itself is a mistake.
2. look at the opening that will hurt less .
3. a lot of things , always will know after the experience , as feelings : missed, sorry, just know that life does not need so much in fact, unnecessary attachments .
4. autumn, cruel season, with harvest maturity to be immature . Everything will turn in the autumn and winter instant gone, only that a pool of bright memory of stream -like flow is always rushing in my heart ...
5. treasure Well-being of hand , do not wait until after regretted having lost , perhaps, your life , it was only then will the true intentions of a person in you .
6. Life is like a train , there are always all sorts of people on board shuttle . You may also encounter a lot in the car who do you think there is fate , but the car will have to stop when there is always someone from the train up and down this life , when you go when you waved a sudden, you Can remember only home.
7. Some people you see life , but they ignore a lifetime. Some people looked at you , but affect your life.
Some people warm and happy for you , you Because you left out . Some people let you have a short happy, but get your chain of thought . N
wishful thinking on some people , but was rejected by your N years.
8. Do not owe my friend too much, because you may never have the opportunity also he
Most may not know everything ... seems I have a 30 a ?
give up , thoroughly .
waiting itself is a mistake.
2. look at the opening that will hurt less .
3. a lot of things , always will know after the experience , as feelings : missed, sorry, just know that life does not need so much in fact, unnecessary attachments .
4. autumn, cruel season, with harvest maturity to be immature . Everything will turn in the autumn and winter instant gone, only that a pool of bright memory of stream -like flow is always rushing in my heart ...
5. treasure Well-being of hand , do not wait until after regretted having lost , perhaps, your life , it was only then will the true intentions of a person in you .
6. Life is like a train , there are always all sorts of people on board shuttle . You may also encounter a lot in the car who do you think there is fate , but the car will have to stop when there is always someone from the train up and down this life , when you go when you waved a sudden, you Can remember only home.
7. Some people you see life , but they ignore a lifetime. Some people looked at you , but affect your life.
Some people warm and happy for you , you Because you left out . Some people let you have a short happy, but get your chain of thought . N
wishful thinking on some people , but was rejected by your N years.
8. Do not owe my friend too much, because you may never have the opportunity also he
Most may not know everything ... seems I have a 30 a ?
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
2010
morning, marking a group of However, some children did not answer to the point , and even answer was irrelevant .
explain later , leaving a basic no Wu Xue revised - will not it! Taitailielie, silly baby , having listened to explain or can not keep up . So Shoubashoujiao.
first read the sentence: Four or five times, managed to complete the sentence read . Ask her: So one word analysis.
( crazy )
her reading ability and comprehension really surprised me , not even a little sense of the phrase . How to make up ? Rely on a lot of outside reading. Otherwise, there is no source language will become a backwater .
explain later , leaving a basic no Wu Xue revised - will not it! Taitailielie, silly baby , having listened to explain or can not keep up . So Shoubashoujiao.
first read the sentence: Four or five times, managed to complete the sentence read . Ask her: So one word analysis.
( crazy )
her reading ability and comprehension really surprised me , not even a little sense of the phrase . How to make up ? Rely on a lot of outside reading. Otherwise, there is no source language will become a backwater .
After 30 years of age able to read the eight words
1. If you love ,
you love .
give up ,
thoroughly .
wait ,
itself is a mistake.
2. look at the opening that will hurt less .
3. a lot of things , always will know after the experience , as feelings :
missed, regret ,
know fact of life Does not need so much unnecessary persistence .
4. autumn , cruel season , mature immature to be with the harvest. Everything will turn in an instant gone with the wind fall and winter ,
only that a pool of bright memory of stream -like flow is always rushing in my heart ...
5. cherish the happiness of hand , do not wait until after a loss, before repent ,
perhaps, your life , it was only then will the true intentions of a person in you .
6. Life is like a train , there are always all sorts of people on board shuttle . You may also encounter a lot in the car you think
people have fate , but the car will have to stop when there is always someone from the train up and down this life ,
When you go when you waved a sudden, you can remember the only way home .
7. Some people you see life , but they ignore a lifetime. Some people looked at you , but affect your life.
Some people warm and happy for you , you Because you left out . Some people let you have a short happy, but get your chain of thought .
N wishful thinking on some people , but was rejected by your N years.
8. Do not owe my friend too much, because you may never have the opportunity also to him.
you love .
give up ,
thoroughly .
wait ,
itself is a mistake.
2. look at the opening that will hurt less .
3. a lot of things , always will know after the experience , as feelings :
missed, regret ,
know fact of life Does not need so much unnecessary persistence .
4. autumn , cruel season , mature immature to be with the harvest. Everything will turn in an instant gone with the wind fall and winter ,
only that a pool of bright memory of stream -like flow is always rushing in my heart ...
5. cherish the happiness of hand , do not wait until after a loss, before repent ,
perhaps, your life , it was only then will the true intentions of a person in you .
6. Life is like a train , there are always all sorts of people on board shuttle . You may also encounter a lot in the car you think
people have fate , but the car will have to stop when there is always someone from the train up and down this life ,
When you go when you waved a sudden, you can remember the only way home .
7. Some people you see life , but they ignore a lifetime. Some people looked at you , but affect your life.
Some people warm and happy for you , you Because you left out . Some people let you have a short happy, but get your chain of thought .
N wishful thinking on some people , but was rejected by your N years.
8. Do not owe my friend too much, because you may never have the opportunity also to him.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Hug, sleep, sex
Well, this man is really love her ... do not make love energy you
If so, he will not and others just love to go to bed, just go to bed broke up, he told me Oh
world without love, love is just a modification of attachment and habit
loneliness until love is not talk, the topic of the end, something is not appropriate to go on such deep conversation about love-sex
home, still been thinking about this sentence, I asked my mother A person with all the conditions are the circumstances, may be a loved one 'do not sleep sex embrace it? 'said,
which one is holding ta sleep, but do nothing
What is love?
not want to not love is not sex possession
If you really love her, not how you want to possess her body, but will be very cautious to protect her, let her be a little hurt, even he might given, nor can
only out of love you can really put yourself for her sake. you will be doing everything into consideration before bringing her to do so would consequences, rather than simply thinking about pleasure, thinking about possession, thinking to meet the
read an essay written by
think there is a special beauty
I remember one night the summer that year, we sat by the river town park, silly talk until 3 am, and now think of it always felt better when Hou particularly in the peach tree, the rain pattering Lek The next was, we hold hands, my hands my heart is all sweat, but I was reluctant to let go, I want to just have been led down the rain wet your shirt, I can vaguely see you inadvertently soaked chest in the night the same as peach trees Hanbaoyufang, when I really want to hold you, kiss you deeply, but I did not dare, my courage, but I do not regret it, because those good plot, period dim first love will always forever imprinted on my heart what?
whether someone thought I believe in true love, but I believe only one
anyone like this, there is always a heart will never forget the ta, the story of those clear astringent, those who innocently Once the move
share to the end of Jane's feelings, people changed, the change does not matter, secular change, and become smooth, and become no longer believe in love shit, you will be treated like first girlfriend, as she carefully protected for the first time you?!
control again and again to challenge their own self-control you?
No, there is that necessary? dumped money , some one-night stand, in fact, sex is a very cheap thing, if you put it in real terms only when an emotional outlet, then it is more than the price you give cheap, not worth a penny
; If you do not love her, it can not bothered, leave Cleveland chanting, pipe her so much, and responsible, I am negative, unwilling to bear, I leave. not a virgin film, huh, huh anyway I do not What is the loss of
woman clothes, casual exchange, cool day, I can not wear, not a woman afraid of money you have the right to
If a man think, yes, perhaps he could have everything, but ---- but you will never have true love
and everyone else must also have a woman living in the depths of his heart. but they can only live in the memories of his own, and memories of sitting in a pile of money on a
... ...
love do not come easy
we were young is not something we enjoy, we do not assume from
Please cherish and care around the ta
we were young, a student love the complex relative to the materialistic society is the most honest and pure
if you really have a love
If so, he will not and others just love to go to bed, just go to bed broke up, he told me Oh
world without love, love is just a modification of attachment and habit
loneliness until love is not talk, the topic of the end, something is not appropriate to go on such deep conversation about love-sex
home, still been thinking about this sentence, I asked my mother A person with all the conditions are the circumstances, may be a loved one 'do not sleep sex embrace it? 'said,
which one is holding ta sleep, but do nothing
What is love?
not want to not love is not sex possession
If you really love her, not how you want to possess her body, but will be very cautious to protect her, let her be a little hurt, even he might given, nor can
only out of love you can really put yourself for her sake. you will be doing everything into consideration before bringing her to do so would consequences, rather than simply thinking about pleasure, thinking about possession, thinking to meet the
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think there is a special beauty
I remember one night the summer that year, we sat by the river town park, silly talk until 3 am, and now think of it always felt better when Hou particularly in the peach tree, the rain pattering Lek The next was, we hold hands, my hands my heart is all sweat, but I was reluctant to let go, I want to just have been led down the rain wet your shirt, I can vaguely see you inadvertently soaked chest in the night the same as peach trees Hanbaoyufang, when I really want to hold you, kiss you deeply, but I did not dare, my courage, but I do not regret it, because those good plot, period dim first love will always forever imprinted on my heart what?
whether someone thought I believe in true love, but I believe only one
anyone like this, there is always a heart will never forget the ta, the story of those clear astringent, those who innocently Once the move
share to the end of Jane's feelings, people changed, the change does not matter, secular change, and become smooth, and become no longer believe in love shit, you will be treated like first girlfriend, as she carefully protected for the first time you?!
control again and again to challenge their own self-control you?
No, there is that necessary? dumped money , some one-night stand, in fact, sex is a very cheap thing, if you put it in real terms only when an emotional outlet, then it is more than the price you give cheap, not worth a penny
; If you do not love her, it can not bothered, leave Cleveland chanting, pipe her so much, and responsible, I am negative, unwilling to bear, I leave. not a virgin film, huh, huh anyway I do not What is the loss of
woman clothes, casual exchange, cool day, I can not wear, not a woman afraid of money you have the right to
If a man think, yes, perhaps he could have everything, but ---- but you will never have true love
and everyone else must also have a woman living in the depths of his heart. but they can only live in the memories of his own, and memories of sitting in a pile of money on a
... ...
love do not come easy
we were young is not something we enjoy, we do not assume from
Please cherish and care around the ta
we were young, a student love the complex relative to the materialistic society is the most honest and pure
if you really have a love
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Each child to work , you can not afford to hurt ah !
! ! guide words: Our unit is a good unit! ! ! Although we work late, but we go to work early ah! ! ! Although we have little rest, but we watch more, ah! ! ! While we have cold in winter, hot in summer but we ah! ! ! Although we leave late, but we started early ah! ! ! Although we have low wages, but we work more, ah! ! ! Looking for work, in respect of this election! ! ! Take the least money, the more classes, less put off! ! !
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
A dead heat
Hot pretty fast this year, before May to die of heat, air conditioning at home, straight to the small Ermao nothing like lying on the ground to install death, the old brick lying on the fear that it will be cold, no response to call it, lazy dead.
May Qu Letang Dafeng, and now feel not really a holiday does not go out on a holiday trip, always feel at home doing nothing, to a strange place not feel any pressure around casually, if another person accompanied the better.
tired hack to work some time ago, the whole Corey are unlucky, N-die, but die a bunch of weight, over a May Day want to change it a little bit, anyway, I now have no heavy it is.
3 月份 busy into the dead-like, results are not what bonuses were busy do not know to whom to go, so TM black birds hospitals, all to the leadership swallow, and now so little each month to G, fortunately my mom was fixing the bonus and salary every month to help me keep the, or give me ten days to take over, after the overhead is more work, nothing out When the market for something, before that money can only be worked on like the eye addiction, will now see can not help but buy it, hey, sometimes really want someone to pipe what you got.
a little girl who does not listen to now or defecation, every day with the back to give it the backside, so you can take it to another big point downstairs to the benefit of, and now will secretly go Ermao Grilled trash, gas it some slap my shabu to see it lying on the floor to play the way they feel very poor, people love and hate in Europe.
bath looked at his belly, really depressed, ah, I remember when the standard was so tall, and now the trend has begun to have a potbellied, long-term In the past, his wife must find, not how to play the game and resumed play basketball this promising movement, decided to buy the electric car also temporarily stranded, buy a good-looking point of bike to work exercise.
a child on a bike was pulling the wind is like the first one junior high school has its own Giant excited when the full month, but I was unable to give half of stealing, or not after the second vehicle escaped the fate of stolen, so was just riding my mom to buy food for a special car, two days before taking to the streets to see the Giant's monopoly, like the previous Mountain, road vehicles are interested in nothing, but added a fancy to a city car, it is casual, foot is two flowers, in front of the basket is a bamboo, body, and after the frame is made of wood, riding out to some considerable pull the wind ah, unfortunately the price is also pulling the wind, 1980, are enough for me to buy a PSP plus pairs of shoes, the other cars did well after the aircraft is also good, but we have 900, why everything these days so expensive miles , money really is not money, I really hope that their G and G to ML, to give birth to a bunch of G I, ah, then cool.
worn out, get stuck, and going to buy the air conditioners this summer, but also a G ah, fantasy, let me in a 500W it. .....
May Qu Letang Dafeng, and now feel not really a holiday does not go out on a holiday trip, always feel at home doing nothing, to a strange place not feel any pressure around casually, if another person accompanied the better.
tired hack to work some time ago, the whole Corey are unlucky, N-die, but die a bunch of weight, over a May Day want to change it a little bit, anyway, I now have no heavy it is.
3 月份 busy into the dead-like, results are not what bonuses were busy do not know to whom to go, so TM black birds hospitals, all to the leadership swallow, and now so little each month to G, fortunately my mom was fixing the bonus and salary every month to help me keep the, or give me ten days to take over, after the overhead is more work, nothing out When the market for something, before that money can only be worked on like the eye addiction, will now see can not help but buy it, hey, sometimes really want someone to pipe what you got.
a little girl who does not listen to now or defecation, every day with the back to give it the backside, so you can take it to another big point downstairs to the benefit of, and now will secretly go Ermao Grilled trash, gas it some slap my shabu to see it lying on the floor to play the way they feel very poor, people love and hate in Europe.
bath looked at his belly, really depressed, ah, I remember when the standard was so tall, and now the trend has begun to have a potbellied, long-term In the past, his wife must find, not how to play the game and resumed play basketball this promising movement, decided to buy the electric car also temporarily stranded, buy a good-looking point of bike to work exercise.
a child on a bike was pulling the wind is like the first one junior high school has its own Giant excited when the full month, but I was unable to give half of stealing, or not after the second vehicle escaped the fate of stolen, so was just riding my mom to buy food for a special car, two days before taking to the streets to see the Giant's monopoly, like the previous Mountain, road vehicles are interested in nothing, but added a fancy to a city car, it is casual, foot is two flowers, in front of the basket is a bamboo, body, and after the frame is made of wood, riding out to some considerable pull the wind ah, unfortunately the price is also pulling the wind, 1980, are enough for me to buy a PSP plus pairs of shoes, the other cars did well after the aircraft is also good, but we have 900, why everything these days so expensive miles , money really is not money, I really hope that their G and G to ML, to give birth to a bunch of G I, ah, then cool.
worn out, get stuck, and going to buy the air conditioners this summer, but also a G ah, fantasy, let me in a 500W it. .....
Monday, May 16, 2011
James blunt vs messi, more than 90% similarity
England melancholy love songs + elegant South American soccer samba , think about all fascinating ! James blunt love song heard long ago , but not reflected in its face, today saw his MV, only to find he and Messi 's like so . Same long hair, deep blue eyes , the sun a bit childish slightly shy smile. . . Although different areas of their subordination , music and football , but one thing is the same, they are elegant in the art .
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Four naked women playing mahjong !----- actually a painting so much hidden meaning
This is a painting, most recently in the West and the online world has been caused by the saliva of paint than the painter used a thousand times more. Painter Liu Yi, a Chinese who went to Canada. March 6, 2005 New York, an art exhibition of this painting is said, caused a lot of speculation, because the painting is entitled:
this chart is very interesting, by the name of the Beijing 2008, the painting of four women playing Mahjong is clearly a very deep hidden meaning in it.
the bottom front of the Asian woman behind the tattoo, it should be China.
playing cards left to concentrate, is Japan.
wearing a T-shirt side head of the United States.
lying very YD's, is Russia.
little girl stood, Taiwan.
China hit the May be two meanings, first, by the wind in the rise of China; II, On the one hand the situation in China seems good, but do not know how the other cards, and she doing the trick under the table.
an intimate knowledge of the way the United States, looking at Taiwan, the expression is very interesting, one is to read from Taiwan, where the expression of what one hand, do look again hinted to Taiwan.
indifferent to the way the Russian one, it is not. Consort with the U.S. side of the foot, while in the delivery of license to China, the two countries can be said that the exchange of interests in secret.
Japanese solemnly looked at his cards askew, totally did not know what others in the movement, seeking only their own brand name.
Taiwan wearing red underwear, it may mean the end of Chinese civilization, the real successor. . . Taiwan fruit in one hand and a fruit knife in one hand, the dark and anger expression have to look at China. . . But no way, he would not join the Board, regardless of who win, he can only help others cut fruit. End of the river
clouded window, the situation across the Taiwan Strait should be implied crisis triggered by.
as interesting wall hanging, Sun Yat-sen's beard, shaved head Chiang Kai-shek, Mao Zedong, looks. . .
four women dress is also very interesting.
Chinese bare upper body, a skirt below a pair of underwear.
U.S. coat lingerie, lower body is bare.
Russia only a pair of underwear out.
Japan has nothing left.
This is a portrayal of the situation in various countries.
U.S. clothing looks best neat, powerful and most powerful, a few other little naked person, but the U.S. looks bright, but it has already exposed his bottom line, while China and Russia, though seemingly naked, But the key is hidden Yinsi lived.
assume that this is a gambling license bureau to undress, who lost to who off. The Board licenses
play down. . . Chinese exports, then Russia, now reduced to the point. . . (With the Soviet Union quite...)
The United States lose to Russia will be reduced to the point. . .
Zaishu Russia is completely reduced to nothing. . .
Japan, in fact, has nothing. . . Russia looks like Dear husband, in the accompanying hit. . . In fact, Russia and China for a license in the real fight is in Japan to accompany. . . Because she had nothing to be lost, and immediately out of a lose.
summary. . .
the most prudish America, the most glamorous looks. . . In fact, the crisis is not small. If she lost the Bureau, he would have to surrender hegemony.
Russia ganging up on both sides, most are insidious. . . Somewhat similar to the liberation of China, the Soviet side for a while for a backward the United States. . . Because of their strength failing, only in both sides of the swing in order to survive and develop
China has too many cards out of sight, showing that China hides a lot of strength? And under the table again, and Russia in the renewal of licenses. . . The Americans only go up from the face of Taiwan did speculate what China and Russia. . . Japanese people are ignorant and continue to name their cards. . . China's brand the most unfathomable.
Japan. . . So many people engaged in action, he basically did not win possible. . . And then immediately out of a lose.
Taiwan. . . She looks on, on the table out what these people have seen her, my heart is also clear. . . But she did into the Office of the qualifications and ability, there is no right to speak. . . Disgruntled not help, can only do your girl, presented to the winner of your fruit.
winner should be between China and the United States, the suspense is not. But to see the United States despite the strength, but they play mahjong in China, not Western, poker, poker rules according to the Chinese people, count how many adult Americans?
this chart is very interesting, by the name of the Beijing 2008, the painting of four women playing Mahjong is clearly a very deep hidden meaning in it.
the bottom front of the Asian woman behind the tattoo, it should be China.
playing cards left to concentrate, is Japan.
wearing a T-shirt side head of the United States.
lying very YD's, is Russia.
little girl stood, Taiwan.
China hit the May be two meanings, first, by the wind in the rise of China; II, On the one hand the situation in China seems good, but do not know how the other cards, and she doing the trick under the table.
an intimate knowledge of the way the United States, looking at Taiwan, the expression is very interesting, one is to read from Taiwan, where the expression of what one hand, do look again hinted to Taiwan.
indifferent to the way the Russian one, it is not. Consort with the U.S. side of the foot, while in the delivery of license to China, the two countries can be said that the exchange of interests in secret.
Japanese solemnly looked at his cards askew, totally did not know what others in the movement, seeking only their own brand name.
Taiwan wearing red underwear, it may mean the end of Chinese civilization, the real successor. . . Taiwan fruit in one hand and a fruit knife in one hand, the dark and anger expression have to look at China. . . But no way, he would not join the Board, regardless of who win, he can only help others cut fruit. End of the river
clouded window, the situation across the Taiwan Strait should be implied crisis triggered by.
as interesting wall hanging, Sun Yat-sen's beard, shaved head Chiang Kai-shek, Mao Zedong, looks. . .
four women dress is also very interesting.
Chinese bare upper body, a skirt below a pair of underwear.
U.S. coat lingerie, lower body is bare.
Russia only a pair of underwear out.
Japan has nothing left.
This is a portrayal of the situation in various countries.
U.S. clothing looks best neat, powerful and most powerful, a few other little naked person, but the U.S. looks bright, but it has already exposed his bottom line, while China and Russia, though seemingly naked, But the key is hidden Yinsi lived.
assume that this is a gambling license bureau to undress, who lost to who off. The Board licenses
play down. . . Chinese exports, then Russia, now reduced to the point. . . (With the Soviet Union quite...)
The United States lose to Russia will be reduced to the point. . .
Zaishu Russia is completely reduced to nothing. . .
Japan, in fact, has nothing. . . Russia looks like Dear husband, in the accompanying hit. . . In fact, Russia and China for a license in the real fight is in Japan to accompany. . . Because she had nothing to be lost, and immediately out of a lose.
summary. . .
the most prudish America, the most glamorous looks. . . In fact, the crisis is not small. If she lost the Bureau, he would have to surrender hegemony.
Russia ganging up on both sides, most are insidious. . . Somewhat similar to the liberation of China, the Soviet side for a while for a backward the United States. . . Because of their strength failing, only in both sides of the swing in order to survive and develop
China has too many cards out of sight, showing that China hides a lot of strength? And under the table again, and Russia in the renewal of licenses. . . The Americans only go up from the face of Taiwan did speculate what China and Russia. . . Japanese people are ignorant and continue to name their cards. . . China's brand the most unfathomable.
Japan. . . So many people engaged in action, he basically did not win possible. . . And then immediately out of a lose.
Taiwan. . . She looks on, on the table out what these people have seen her, my heart is also clear. . . But she did into the Office of the qualifications and ability, there is no right to speak. . . Disgruntled not help, can only do your girl, presented to the winner of your fruit.
winner should be between China and the United States, the suspense is not. But to see the United States despite the strength, but they play mahjong in China, not Western, poker, poker rules according to the Chinese people, count how many adult Americans?
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Montagnards dialogue with the hotel lady , touch the money ! Miss answered violence - kids do not carry color
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Montagnards: Hello. Miss, steamed How much?
Waiter: touch .100!
Montagnards: The following it?
Waiter: The following 200!
Montagnards: I'm dizzy! No!? That dumplings do?
Attendants: sleep, 400.
Montagnards: a bowl of 400?!
Waiter: no. One night 800.
Montagnards : I would! So expensive! Why bowl to 800?
Waiter: all night, all this price, big brother.
Montagnards: If not here take it?
Waiter: taken out to 1000
Montagnards: I X! Shenzhen consumption his mother too expensive? Dumplings with out more expensive.
1. there is a shy boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Or ask the boy, he had said sadly: flat little head can not I?
2. tomorrow you wake up, my pillow lay a mosquito, surrounded by a suicide note that read: I struggled for a night, it did not pierce your face, you have to let me have a thick skin discredited live in this world! Ah ~ Lord forgive him! I am committing suicide.
3. and a woman having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
4. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
5. teachers want to girls sports members to confirm the class is not homogeneous, said to him: ?
6. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: do not step on my day mouse flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, hold the cat home to slightly
7. One day, a pair of mother and son fly together to eat lunch. Fly mother son asked: 'Why do we eat every day stool ah? 'Flies mother angry and said:' Do not say when to eat, then so sick, hot to eat!! '
8. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers. A police over: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
9. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
10. I said: Finally one day, you can not help all of face in front of me shouted: wiping the body play gray rabbits, wearing glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: It is strongly * wolf rabbit bird it? Wolf shame: I KAO, published in the paper so quickly on it?
12. Do you have any TV ah? Now a quick look at the central Zhao was killed, police blocked the northeast, 19 people were killed and 11 missing, 1 been fooled!
13. my side of the road and saw a penny, just to bend over to pick, originally Koutan, I rely on, who spit so round?
14. chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled gibbon, gibbon gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
15. tightwad something out, afraid of being quiet and just call his wine, so the paper wrote: I spit in the cup was a clot of phlegm. Later he came back and found a piece of paper more than a few words: I spit!
16. a students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: say, Where are you from? You do not say to electrocution! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
17. a person riding the streets, over a junction, and threw the front line. Traffic police saw, exclaimed:
18. pups from birth to a vegetarian diet. Mom Dad wolf wolf pups trained hunting brains. Sirius dad finally pleased to see the son of the wolf mother Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize the ferocious ferociously absolutely shattered, said: Boy! Pay out the carrots!
19. junior high school math class, the teacher said equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed ...
20. directorate: comrades! Soldier: head of good! Heads: Comrades are sunburned! Soldier: head is more black! Head shot of a soldier's chest, said: This is the muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer, I was female.
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Montagnards: Hello. Miss, steamed How much?
Waiter: touch .100!
Montagnards: The following it?
Waiter: The following 200!
Montagnards: I'm dizzy! No!? That dumplings do?
Attendants: sleep, 400.
Montagnards: a bowl of 400?!
Waiter: no. One night 800.
Montagnards : I would! So expensive! Why bowl to 800?
Waiter: all night, all this price, big brother.
Montagnards: If not here take it?
Waiter: taken out to 1000
Montagnards: I X! Shenzhen consumption his mother too expensive? Dumplings with out more expensive.
1. there is a shy boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Or ask the boy, he had said sadly: flat little head can not I?
2. tomorrow you wake up, my pillow lay a mosquito, surrounded by a suicide note that read: I struggled for a night, it did not pierce your face, you have to let me have a thick skin discredited live in this world! Ah ~ Lord forgive him! I am committing suicide.
3. and a woman having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
4. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
5. teachers want to girls sports members to confirm the class is not homogeneous, said to him: ?
6. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: do not step on my day mouse flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, hold the cat home to slightly
7. One day, a pair of mother and son fly together to eat lunch. Fly mother son asked: 'Why do we eat every day stool ah? 'Flies mother angry and said:' Do not say when to eat, then so sick, hot to eat!! '
8. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers. A police over: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
9. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
10. I said: Finally one day, you can not help all of face in front of me shouted: wiping the body play gray rabbits, wearing glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: It is strongly * wolf rabbit bird it? Wolf shame: I KAO, published in the paper so quickly on it?
12. Do you have any TV ah? Now a quick look at the central Zhao was killed, police blocked the northeast, 19 people were killed and 11 missing, 1 been fooled!
13. my side of the road and saw a penny, just to bend over to pick, originally Koutan, I rely on, who spit so round?
14. chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled gibbon, gibbon gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
15. tightwad something out, afraid of being quiet and just call his wine, so the paper wrote: I spit in the cup was a clot of phlegm. Later he came back and found a piece of paper more than a few words: I spit!
16. a students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: say, Where are you from? You do not say to electrocution! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
17. a person riding the streets, over a junction, and threw the front line. Traffic police saw, exclaimed:
18. pups from birth to a vegetarian diet. Mom Dad wolf wolf pups trained hunting brains. Sirius dad finally pleased to see the son of the wolf mother Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize the ferocious ferociously absolutely shattered, said: Boy! Pay out the carrots!
19. junior high school math class, the teacher said equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed ...
20. directorate: comrades! Soldier: head of good! Heads: Comrades are sunburned! Soldier: head is more black! Head shot of a soldier's chest, said: This is the muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer, I was female.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011
Please Do not call girls learn to love my wife
learn to love his girlfriend (boys Required)
1, if your girlfriend cry in front of you, for whatever reason, please get hold of her, then resistance should hold, lying on the table never feel at ease in your arms;
2, If your female friends that you are not, please do not nag her too, if it is because she does not say you care about;
3, if you ignore your girlfriend and your fit of anger, do not also learn her, this is the time to test you,
4, if your girlfriend does not listen to you, turn away, be sure to catch up with her, if it is really still in love, leave her alone and how you rest assured it;
5, if your girlfriend said
6, if your girlfriend got angry and said do not want to eat a bad mood, do not ask why she wanted to eat something, she'll say anything from your memory bought her favorite things ( It is best packaging, so waiting for her good mood, do not eat cold), but did not must not eat their own to threaten her;
7, if your girlfriend a special time each month, keep in mind, do not ask her to eat do not eat cold, and often hands on her stomach, the summer can be, she needs to do;
8, if your girlfriend say to you hard, please do not speak to keep three seconds, and then Louguo her shoulder, smiled and said:
cherish your girlfriend, not to bad like they want the complex, the woman is always the easiest to .................. Please Do not call girls wives Want to tell you one thing
v. If you love a girl
never thought of the time with her forever
not thought about her to see your parents
never thought that one day later for her to wear a wedding ring that you put
her because this is not love, just like
This means that you or students, if only like it, please do not hurt those girls , do not pull their hands do not kiss their
not to bring the shadow of their hearts
not casually call them wife < br>
`until the day looking at her eyes you can say I love you, I want you to meet my parents
than when you say a million times I like You should have used more
because those girls want to be just one of the most warm, sheltered
Kong
do not touch you do not love her She
not seen you in you do not take her parents told her when his wife
If you established a relationship
sure to tell her; When a girl when you call your husband ... she is really in love with you! When she tells you her husband when her ... it means everything to you! When she tells you her husband ... is that when you are entrusted her life! When she called when your husband ... she had you as a safe haven for her after the ... ... so ... ... boys. . If you have a girl call you when my husband! Please remember to make good on her! Because ... she really loves you! Want to spend your whole life! ! ! When the girl called your husband ... you should give her a big hug! Then she said: I will take care of you forever! I'll always be your guardian angel! Sex life of your Angel ... ... ... Friends of the faithful want to cherish the happiness! !
1, if your girlfriend cry in front of you, for whatever reason, please get hold of her, then resistance should hold, lying on the table never feel at ease in your arms;
2, If your female friends that you are not, please do not nag her too, if it is because she does not say you care about;
3, if you ignore your girlfriend and your fit of anger, do not also learn her, this is the time to test you,
4, if your girlfriend does not listen to you, turn away, be sure to catch up with her, if it is really still in love, leave her alone and how you rest assured it;
5, if your girlfriend said
6, if your girlfriend got angry and said do not want to eat a bad mood, do not ask why she wanted to eat something, she'll say anything from your memory bought her favorite things ( It is best packaging, so waiting for her good mood, do not eat cold), but did not must not eat their own to threaten her;
7, if your girlfriend a special time each month, keep in mind, do not ask her to eat do not eat cold, and often hands on her stomach, the summer can be, she needs to do;
8, if your girlfriend say to you hard, please do not speak to keep three seconds, and then Louguo her shoulder, smiled and said:
cherish your girlfriend, not to bad like they want the complex, the woman is always the easiest to .................. Please Do not call girls wives Want to tell you one thing
v. If you love a girl
never thought of the time with her forever
not thought about her to see your parents
never thought that one day later for her to wear a wedding ring that you put
her because this is not love, just like
This means that you or students, if only like it, please do not hurt those girls , do not pull their hands do not kiss their
not to bring the shadow of their hearts
not casually call them wife < br>
`until the day looking at her eyes you can say I love you, I want you to meet my parents
than when you say a million times I like You should have used more
because those girls want to be just one of the most warm, sheltered
Kong
do not touch you do not love her She
not seen you in you do not take her parents told her when his wife
If you established a relationship
sure to tell her; When a girl when you call your husband ... she is really in love with you! When she tells you her husband when her ... it means everything to you! When she tells you her husband ... is that when you are entrusted her life! When she called when your husband ... she had you as a safe haven for her after the ... ... so ... ... boys. . If you have a girl call you when my husband! Please remember to make good on her! Because ... she really loves you! Want to spend your whole life! ! ! When the girl called your husband ... you should give her a big hug! Then she said: I will take care of you forever! I'll always be your guardian angel! Sex life of your Angel ... ... ... Friends of the faithful want to cherish the happiness! !
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
One day two and a half through the interview
up and rushed to hospital early in the morning business , in order to break an unknown company , I am wasted time . I think it started business in Shanghai were the patience to listen to , then is furious ! After this I really had to face severe employment and social reality.
take a break at noon , to rush to participate in The Exchange Pwc the second interview . Cattle forth in large numbers ah , waiting room, one is particularly style of the big managers gg, one is driven just over Shanghaicaida mm, there is a also particularly handsome , three special can talk to . In luck , the Hong Kong side of my male Par, but get lucky I did not know . Great Par , and starts acting strangely , and asked the question very strange , it seems that my preparation for another wasted. Comparing Hong Kong 's English is bad , slur so serious , but fortunately I barely understand , but consider his very strange , I thinking about again is not my understanding was wrong , where blind answer? In short the old feeling worse
face the same rush to finish Pwc Ocean Hotel as the appointment to the next face of a company in Wenzhou , a small chat with others yesterday, quite a quality that Hr . Hit season on his way , Daniel , Daniel and Ann , had just returned from Beijing , called to see me face to face just hurry . The interview lasted 14 minutes, the students pinch the time to help me , ha ha , looks like quite a high pay out , but not ideal workplace , say friends.
finally end of the interview , which should be very pleased , but not much sense of relief , just to reward yourself a little KFC shrunken stomach, then face the clothes continue to treat yourself . Want to grow in these experiences , as soon as possible to get a good offer!
take a break at noon , to rush to participate in The Exchange Pwc the second interview . Cattle forth in large numbers ah , waiting room, one is particularly style of the big managers gg, one is driven just over Shanghaicaida mm, there is a also particularly handsome , three special can talk to . In luck , the Hong Kong side of my male Par, but get lucky I did not know . Great Par , and starts acting strangely , and asked the question very strange , it seems that my preparation for another wasted. Comparing Hong Kong 's English is bad , slur so serious , but fortunately I barely understand , but consider his very strange , I thinking about again is not my understanding was wrong , where blind answer? In short the old feeling worse
face the same rush to finish Pwc Ocean Hotel as the appointment to the next face of a company in Wenzhou , a small chat with others yesterday, quite a quality that Hr . Hit season on his way , Daniel , Daniel and Ann , had just returned from Beijing , called to see me face to face just hurry . The interview lasted 14 minutes, the students pinch the time to help me , ha ha , looks like quite a high pay out , but not ideal workplace , say friends.
finally end of the interview , which should be very pleased , but not much sense of relief , just to reward yourself a little KFC shrunken stomach, then face the clothes continue to treat yourself . Want to grow in these experiences , as soon as possible to get a good offer!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Latest Jokes
1. An American tourist in China, careless rate into the roadside ditch construction, anger and said: In the U.S., will put up the red flag dangerous places tips! Guide smiled and said: When entering not see that?
2. is always thirsty. No one can help you a favor? brother in law sent me the bill on the line. It stood a vehicle pass, above Liangzi can see only the head of a I whispered a sentence: This is the This is a joke to see the cold did not lift his wife's head, said: lingering spirits touching love story. This thing tells us: lesbian bath home is never the opportunity, take a bath must go outside.
6. to mm bought a large stuffed toy to give her a surprise about eating late deliberately brought suddenly from behind her a gift she seemed quite happy for a moment suddenly asked me the ..., Big Brother mind a comfortable, finally know what's what of the people, the occasion was cool to hear another young man said, haunted it! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: you TMD and the urine in the refrigerator the
9. Fish very troublesome, want to change water once a week, I often forget. Was changed once a week to have to fish
10. A bunch of people stroll around in the Trade, a hungry man to the Royal Park suggested that the trip is not easy, try the official food and then took out his iphone, search for a time around was overjoyed, saying the restaurant called the Little Palace near the home should be good and then we hear the name ran excitedly to sit down after the discovery tableware written on children, right? Husband: Well, two is enough? wife: 3! husband: No, 2! wife: I say 3 to 3! husband: birth of the first two I ligation! wife: good , I hope you also love the first 3 children.
12. One day, a minor child is also in the dinner party when you ask a question of his father: riddle, said that a prostitute who took five cents to three women, you say this incident is what mathematical symbols? ! We all want the time in pain, the waiter suddenly blurting:
13. Liu Bei in the wedding night that evening, giggling in front of beautiful wife, said: went on to say: : said: Dean wrote: very simple, the bathtub filled with water, placed next to a spoon to scoop a spoon and asked to vacate bathtub. Reporter said: Oh! See, the normal use scoop spoon. Dean said: No, the normal plug out of the bathtub will
16. If winter comes, the husband looking for sweaters, his wife said: wash a little, big, gave my brother a; find Maoku , his wife said: wash a little, small, and gave my brother a; husband fire: I wash you, give your sister got.
17. penguin penguin brother and sister dating. Penguin Penguin brother to give her sister a good impression, specially dressed up a bit, wearing a trim suit. Penguin sister watched, according to his brother's face fierce penguin fan a few ears: just brush the paint on the walls. The next day, his wife called painter: I want you to see the place last night, my husband touched. While Pen Bixue painter, while faint
19. Why the sea is blue, because the fish swim in the water, he will spit bubbles, blue ... ... blue ... ... blue ... ...
20. Dayu hear the story of a child, that Yu Hao Bang, to concentrate on water management and ten years, three a Tale. Tu during his wife's gave birth to his big fat baby Kai, Yu attend to look at all. In retrospect, some parts of the story always feel a subtle sense of ambivalence
21. Television broadcast of a football game, players are admission. Putting down the newspaper his wife watched television, her husband said: can see what? Shuo-Dong Wu stopping sounds of the governance of the monkey park, be sure to play ugly. The first day we get a cut blanket, security blanket spit. Seoul day you take the first cut blanket, lying in a brewing strong, monkey spit strong
23. Just school when the class began to introduce themselves Jiaosha name, like hell is. One male students took to the podium: Then the class of collective wave blowing Xiaofan
24. Ferry to sink, leading grabbed a life jacket, the secretary reminded that: The Secretary, on board there are many women do, leadership angrily: no time to , and want that thing
25. Wukong took the magnet on the ground to absorb smoke, Drifting Q: Big Brother, you are looking for? Goku: Hey! I put out on the floor of the Monkey King Bar, which has not had time to get longer!
26. at the same table said to me: nightmare Well, nothing. pen sleep a night, it was found pregnant sows, after DNA tests proved that Confucius is certainly not dry, nor Mencius dry, may I ask, then who did?
28. On television, kissing lens, and my father let his son go to a glass of water. Soon there kissing scenes on TV, my father let his son go to a glass of water, the son asked: Dad, is not a kiss you see someone thirsty ah?
29. soldiers, when a cold, to health varsity fluids, was the same year, Li told that soldiers on duty, joyful hearts, think of acupuncture treatment that can be known as Li's certainly just once, which know Finally, tie a six-needle pain we go, then curse his comrades, his comrades told the doctor to the patient over an acupuncture treatment at least we go to ten pin, ten pin so it is called Lee, I was tied six needles are considered good luck.
30. picking a cell phone, thought back to the owner, so he found the phone numbers played in the past (which is the owner's sister) turned on each other and said: Brother, what happened? I said: you are the owner of this phone sister? I am your brother picked up the phone! After hearing she said: Oh, you wait. Then put the phone to hang. After about two minutes. The phone rings, I pick, hears the other was a woman, said: Brother, you call to find handsome, the other stayed
32. two beautiful women in the elevator talking about the best whitening cosmetics. At the same time, there is a black man on the side quietly listening to this. suddenly black two beautiful man said: I tried, no use! Brothers, how are you? Do not be afraid, Hundred Flowers, freely Well. . . I do not want to be eaten. What? mm: I want to keep interaction to tell me to listen to my words, small animals. husband: we go home, you can only keep me
36. What kind of animal like the wall? Answer : Seal (poster)
37. Today, the reception room of my uncle shouted: worked extremely hard to open the vault, and found that there actually are all jelly. tired and hungry, eat all the jelly huff thief left the next day the local newspaper headlines: .
39. Zhuge Liang, Wei Yan dying was convinced that his death will be against the dark Well Madai kill Wei Yan. Shu will be in the talent, Madai martial arts is not strength, why take on this wise chosen to find Madai responsibility? Because, Madai word Ding Lin, Mading Lin Wei Yan
40 tyranny Kia's rival who? Nokia. Because No KIA.
41. morning check out of dorm school badge, was stopped with a roommate did not sign. So he read: Liu Bei... it? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not! mm then change the auto-reply
43. Yesterday the company issued uniform to the employees of the dumplings. Today, employees come to work foreigners, meeting on the company's executive manager said: This should be the same as with the group to facilitate the management of friends, then built a 'mm' group, the relationship better, having an affair, there are signs of mm are added to one of the ... ... ... ... Later, I Cup with a
45. Xiao Ming, said after using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher: the toilet has a lot of ants, the teacher suddenly thought of the word ant ant English, so the test Xiaoming: ants how to say? Xiao Ming bewildered. ...... said: ... ... ... ... ants he did not say anything ...
46. morning I said: , because they can scrape together a ~
49. morning taxi, I heard a radio Fan Fan introduce myself... you a hundred times!!
51. two cows with grass, blue bull and asked the Black Bull: What you smell the grass? will people eat, the results say a word, no eat by the tiger he said ! Do not tense.
54. and his wife went to the Summer Palace, into the middle of the maze, and then to go out. Who is the most flat chest? A: Little Red Riding Hood to ask: Why? A: Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves ..
56. The United Nations General Assembly opened in the presence of representatives want to speak. President of the Assembly is a British, when we compete for say, the Japanese on their hands it! The Chairman said: You can say it! Japanese friends would drive miles to say a bunch of melon words. But the chairman said: Can you speak English ah? The Japanese said: I was talking English ah! The Japanese went on to say ... ... this time Chairman said: Can you stand up and speak ah? The Japanese said: I have stood up it!
57. just at university, in order to show that they are very personal one, give dormitory name 20 Section ...
2. is always thirsty. No one can help you a favor? brother in law sent me the bill on the line. It stood a vehicle pass, above Liangzi can see only the head of a I whispered a sentence: This is the This is a joke to see the cold did not lift his wife's head, said: lingering spirits touching love story. This thing tells us: lesbian bath home is never the opportunity, take a bath must go outside.
6. to mm bought a large stuffed toy to give her a surprise about eating late deliberately brought suddenly from behind her a gift she seemed quite happy for a moment suddenly asked me the ..., Big Brother mind a comfortable, finally know what's what of the people, the occasion was cool to hear another young man said, haunted it! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: you TMD and the urine in the refrigerator the
9. Fish very troublesome, want to change water once a week, I often forget. Was changed once a week to have to fish
10. A bunch of people stroll around in the Trade, a hungry man to the Royal Park suggested that the trip is not easy, try the official food and then took out his iphone, search for a time around was overjoyed, saying the restaurant called the Little Palace near the home should be good and then we hear the name ran excitedly to sit down after the discovery tableware written on children, right? Husband: Well, two is enough? wife: 3! husband: No, 2! wife: I say 3 to 3! husband: birth of the first two I ligation! wife: good , I hope you also love the first 3 children.
12. One day, a minor child is also in the dinner party when you ask a question of his father: riddle, said that a prostitute who took five cents to three women, you say this incident is what mathematical symbols? ! We all want the time in pain, the waiter suddenly blurting:
13. Liu Bei in the wedding night that evening, giggling in front of beautiful wife, said: went on to say: : said: Dean wrote: very simple, the bathtub filled with water, placed next to a spoon to scoop a spoon and asked to vacate bathtub. Reporter said: Oh! See, the normal use scoop spoon. Dean said: No, the normal plug out of the bathtub will
16. If winter comes, the husband looking for sweaters, his wife said: wash a little, big, gave my brother a; find Maoku , his wife said: wash a little, small, and gave my brother a; husband fire: I wash you, give your sister got.
17. penguin penguin brother and sister dating. Penguin Penguin brother to give her sister a good impression, specially dressed up a bit, wearing a trim suit. Penguin sister watched, according to his brother's face fierce penguin fan a few ears: just brush the paint on the walls. The next day, his wife called painter: I want you to see the place last night, my husband touched. While Pen Bixue painter, while faint
19. Why the sea is blue, because the fish swim in the water, he will spit bubbles, blue ... ... blue ... ... blue ... ...
20. Dayu hear the story of a child, that Yu Hao Bang, to concentrate on water management and ten years, three a Tale. Tu during his wife's gave birth to his big fat baby Kai, Yu attend to look at all. In retrospect, some parts of the story always feel a subtle sense of ambivalence
21. Television broadcast of a football game, players are admission. Putting down the newspaper his wife watched television, her husband said: can see what? Shuo-Dong Wu stopping sounds of the governance of the monkey park, be sure to play ugly. The first day we get a cut blanket, security blanket spit. Seoul day you take the first cut blanket, lying in a brewing strong, monkey spit strong
23. Just school when the class began to introduce themselves Jiaosha name, like hell is. One male students took to the podium: Then the class of collective wave blowing Xiaofan
24. Ferry to sink, leading grabbed a life jacket, the secretary reminded that: The Secretary, on board there are many women do, leadership angrily: no time to , and want that thing
25. Wukong took the magnet on the ground to absorb smoke, Drifting Q: Big Brother, you are looking for? Goku: Hey! I put out on the floor of the Monkey King Bar, which has not had time to get longer!
26. at the same table said to me: nightmare Well, nothing. pen sleep a night, it was found pregnant sows, after DNA tests proved that Confucius is certainly not dry, nor Mencius dry, may I ask, then who did?
28. On television, kissing lens, and my father let his son go to a glass of water. Soon there kissing scenes on TV, my father let his son go to a glass of water, the son asked: Dad, is not a kiss you see someone thirsty ah?
29. soldiers, when a cold, to health varsity fluids, was the same year, Li told that soldiers on duty, joyful hearts, think of acupuncture treatment that can be known as Li's certainly just once, which know Finally, tie a six-needle pain we go, then curse his comrades, his comrades told the doctor to the patient over an acupuncture treatment at least we go to ten pin, ten pin so it is called Lee, I was tied six needles are considered good luck.
30. picking a cell phone, thought back to the owner, so he found the phone numbers played in the past (which is the owner's sister) turned on each other and said: Brother, what happened? I said: you are the owner of this phone sister? I am your brother picked up the phone! After hearing she said: Oh, you wait. Then put the phone to hang. After about two minutes. The phone rings, I pick, hears the other was a woman, said: Brother, you call to find handsome, the other stayed
32. two beautiful women in the elevator talking about the best whitening cosmetics. At the same time, there is a black man on the side quietly listening to this. suddenly black two beautiful man said: I tried, no use! Brothers, how are you? Do not be afraid, Hundred Flowers, freely Well. . . I do not want to be eaten. What? mm: I want to keep interaction to tell me to listen to my words, small animals. husband: we go home, you can only keep me
36. What kind of animal like the wall? Answer : Seal (poster)
37. Today, the reception room of my uncle shouted: worked extremely hard to open the vault, and found that there actually are all jelly. tired and hungry, eat all the jelly huff thief left the next day the local newspaper headlines: .
39. Zhuge Liang, Wei Yan dying was convinced that his death will be against the dark Well Madai kill Wei Yan. Shu will be in the talent, Madai martial arts is not strength, why take on this wise chosen to find Madai responsibility? Because, Madai word Ding Lin, Mading Lin Wei Yan
40 tyranny Kia's rival who? Nokia. Because No KIA.
41. morning check out of dorm school badge, was stopped with a roommate did not sign. So he read: Liu Bei... it? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not! mm then change the auto-reply
43. Yesterday the company issued uniform to the employees of the dumplings. Today, employees come to work foreigners, meeting on the company's executive manager said: This should be the same as with the group to facilitate the management of friends, then built a 'mm' group, the relationship better, having an affair, there are signs of mm are added to one of the ... ... ... ... Later, I Cup with a
45. Xiao Ming, said after using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher: the toilet has a lot of ants, the teacher suddenly thought of the word ant ant English, so the test Xiaoming: ants how to say? Xiao Ming bewildered. ...... said: ... ... ... ... ants he did not say anything ...
46. morning I said: , because they can scrape together a ~
49. morning taxi, I heard a radio Fan Fan introduce myself... you a hundred times!!
51. two cows with grass, blue bull and asked the Black Bull: What you smell the grass? will people eat, the results say a word, no eat by the tiger he said ! Do not tense.
54. and his wife went to the Summer Palace, into the middle of the maze, and then to go out. Who is the most flat chest? A: Little Red Riding Hood to ask: Why? A: Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves ..
56. The United Nations General Assembly opened in the presence of representatives want to speak. President of the Assembly is a British, when we compete for say, the Japanese on their hands it! The Chairman said: You can say it! Japanese friends would drive miles to say a bunch of melon words. But the chairman said: Can you speak English ah? The Japanese said: I was talking English ah! The Japanese went on to say ... ... this time Chairman said: Can you stand up and speak ah? The Japanese said: I have stood up it!
57. just at university, in order to show that they are very personal one, give dormitory name 20 Section ...
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Friends looked absolutely stunned
1. To do a man's man to do as King Kong - the tallest building in the world for the love of a woman playing on the plane! ! !
2. man's hands is the best medicine for breast enlargement - I have finally found a trade of the ... ... (hands willing to love the rough!)
3.JJ out a large bowl, but a scar!
4. If three days without sex, then even if you are a virgin!
5. prostitution of a good hand wet, but not easy quilt is a good wet kinky!
6. I swallowed a ****, immediately become the world's sexy ~
7. If the love is love, then it is not bullying it?
8. love her, please do painless for her surgery.
9. commitment is like saying
10.NBA in the history of Super Yingun - Yao Ming!
11.
12. Now the biggest dilemma is a policy that can not ******! --******
13. a foreigner, traveled to China, without self-interest, utter devotion to others, what is mental illness?
14. Grandpa came from the grandson of the ... ...
15. I'm an atheist, but at night but did not dare to admit it!
16. masturbation physical, obscenity power. On this occasion of National Day, I want more delusional, the country's prosperity make its due contribution!
17. a withered man once said: State 1
18. mouth traveling thousands of miles Ding move house!
19. in China (Southern Management) work to be a long time to see the sow is double-fold the ... ...
20. In fact, I was a genius, Unfortunately Tianduyingcai!
21. love is lying to, and feelings come to sleep. why is water mounted in alcohol, is satyr why loaded sheep!!
22. We have a small difference: she I hope I put dirt into gold, I hope that she, as the gold as dirt!
23. all the unforgettable spirit of free love is the moment in bed ~
24. rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
25. If you were born in China, then please change themselves with love, then hate to change the environment.
26. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, said: 27. you see me hit the play of words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard ... ...
28. my tummy sleeping to rape the earth, I lay the whole bed to rape universe!
29. Do not wait until everyone says you find yourself really ugly ugly!
30. boss, give me love I get home to feed the dog jin! !
31. Japanese women are turning I've got a group, by a group of women at turning my charm!
32. a man only two types: one is the lust, the other is very horny!
33. When the day turn again to the bed at night, when the sun was born ... ...
34. true love will not be a capitalist society to socialist society, the fossil it?
35. Keguan your weight, this girl is a prostitute is not playing tricks!
36. give me an oil well, I'll create the climax to the earth!
37. to be straight with urine when the urine urine, Mo and so no urine empty shaking bird!
38. married Jerry, let Vic do not marry for my life! ! !
39. high recycle used semen, two dollars a pound, New Road, Yo Jingzhuang rich men ~
40. not a harsh operating his mother he will not control you Jiaodie honestly!
41. I was standing on the poor dies Landlord pile!
42. life rape me, and I live castrate ... ...
43. learning is endless, repent and be saved!
44. not sleep in class to the table buried in the wine drunk ~
45. loopholes and make Dingqi Fei, Blue Screen of Death were the same color.
46.'d rather hide in Mercedes-Benz car to cry, do not ride bicycles smile!
47. pig pig thinking, man was thinking. If the pig was thinking, it is not a pig - is a Journey!
48. I die in the fire, I stood up again, do you think is Nirvana, or Evil Dead?
49. let these rotten watermelon, I drink a large canteen in the East do not want money for free soup!
50. What kind of final exam? CD members to not pass! ! !
2. man's hands is the best medicine for breast enlargement - I have finally found a trade of the ... ... (hands willing to love the rough!)
3.JJ out a large bowl, but a scar!
4. If three days without sex, then even if you are a virgin!
5. prostitution of a good hand wet, but not easy quilt is a good wet kinky!
6. I swallowed a ****, immediately become the world's sexy ~
7. If the love is love, then it is not bullying it?
8. love her, please do painless for her surgery.
9. commitment is like saying
10.NBA in the history of Super Yingun - Yao Ming!
11.
12. Now the biggest dilemma is a policy that can not ******! --******
13. a foreigner, traveled to China, without self-interest, utter devotion to others, what is mental illness?
14. Grandpa came from the grandson of the ... ...
15. I'm an atheist, but at night but did not dare to admit it!
16. masturbation physical, obscenity power. On this occasion of National Day, I want more delusional, the country's prosperity make its due contribution!
17. a withered man once said: State 1
18. mouth traveling thousands of miles Ding move house!
19. in China (Southern Management) work to be a long time to see the sow is double-fold the ... ...
20. In fact, I was a genius, Unfortunately Tianduyingcai!
21. love is lying to, and feelings come to sleep. why is water mounted in alcohol, is satyr why loaded sheep!!
22. We have a small difference: she I hope I put dirt into gold, I hope that she, as the gold as dirt!
23. all the unforgettable spirit of free love is the moment in bed ~
24. rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
25. If you were born in China, then please change themselves with love, then hate to change the environment.
26. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, said: 27. you see me hit the play of words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard ... ...
28. my tummy sleeping to rape the earth, I lay the whole bed to rape universe!
29. Do not wait until everyone says you find yourself really ugly ugly!
30. boss, give me love I get home to feed the dog jin! !
31. Japanese women are turning I've got a group, by a group of women at turning my charm!
32. a man only two types: one is the lust, the other is very horny!
33. When the day turn again to the bed at night, when the sun was born ... ...
34. true love will not be a capitalist society to socialist society, the fossil it?
35. Keguan your weight, this girl is a prostitute is not playing tricks!
36. give me an oil well, I'll create the climax to the earth!
37. to be straight with urine when the urine urine, Mo and so no urine empty shaking bird!
38. married Jerry, let Vic do not marry for my life! ! !
39. high recycle used semen, two dollars a pound, New Road, Yo Jingzhuang rich men ~
40. not a harsh operating his mother he will not control you Jiaodie honestly!
41. I was standing on the poor dies Landlord pile!
42. life rape me, and I live castrate ... ...
43. learning is endless, repent and be saved!
44. not sleep in class to the table buried in the wine drunk ~
45. loopholes and make Dingqi Fei, Blue Screen of Death were the same color.
46.'d rather hide in Mercedes-Benz car to cry, do not ride bicycles smile!
47. pig pig thinking, man was thinking. If the pig was thinking, it is not a pig - is a Journey!
48. I die in the fire, I stood up again, do you think is Nirvana, or Evil Dead?
49. let these rotten watermelon, I drink a large canteen in the East do not want money for free soup!
50. What kind of final exam? CD members to not pass! ! !
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Please people who love each patient and read on
The boy was silent for a bit and nodded: after arriving home, the girl gave the boy thrown into the trash her scarf, she'll never see him, he promised to break up in the moment, what she do not need to ask the.
once, the boy doting on her like a treasure, even if the bad weather, he will run all over the city to buy a girl's favorite chocolate cake.
Last year, a few days before the birthday girl, and the rain poured down. Boy riding a bicycle, visit the seventy-eight Street, a collection of nine hundred ninety-nine RMB one point, and then awkwardly folded Qianzhi night.
the night before the birthday girl, the boy secretly nine hundred ninety-nine Qianzhi on the girl's pillow, tucked below a note: , but I love you is priceless. husband! not enough!
these few weeks, the boy always accompany the girls rarely, occasionally and girls together, he was always impatient to listen to girls clamoring for him to go with her where to go! Listened until the shoulders of the boy lying on the girl fell asleep, the girl angrily aside, he said angrily: do not come out, After that, the girl called the boy each time, always voice busy, or dead zones!
girl the night before the birthday boy came home, she saw a bunch of girls on the balcony Hanging out the clothes, her heart seems suddenly suspended to the throat, and what did not. She sat on the sofa in silence, waiting for the arrival of the boy.
But he was very crisp yes!
fifty-nine past eleven p.m., the girl's cell phone rang, a call from the boy. Do not do that call,
girl sitting in the window counting the time little by little in the past, is already two in the morning, the boy not appear. She turn out the lights, drill into bed, closed his eyes wearily, and soon fell asleep ...
very tight.
After you have one already! I am worried that without me you how to do? I'll be gone, who will get you breakfast? it? Hi-handed, if you ask what you want, even the stars I have to give you off, like a few days or you do not talk to me! Hospital obligations blood, donated blood, I completed a walk first, and then you ignore me a week, and finally I yelled ten on the bus 'wife, I was wrong!' and then you finally agreed to talk to me! wife In fact, I halo of blood, blood, pale smoked, I'm afraid you are worried about, so to walk first! I'm good for nothing now! Why hide? go home because my sister, she lives in my house these days, I'm afraid she saw, you have not seen my sister now! and said: She looked at him and the usual boy always felt a bit different, but can not tell where the difference! Watched him leave the back, the girl stopped him kind of like the impulse, but she is still a fit of anger, and this time he asked her to speak to him a month before her!
the sun dipped into the bedroom, the girl lying in bed and stretched.
rapid ringing phone, pick up girls impatient, I hear a strange woman sobbing
a car accident!
boy's sister told her that last night he was killed and a truck collided, leaving him no time last words to be taken away death!
coal, met several times nearly lost your life collapse! Since then, girls did not talk too
love, she will always remember the boy's figure, if met his next life, she told him on the bus ten thousand: her husband, sorry!
Postscript
8 月 7 日
another month is the birthday of his wife! Seen today in a jewelry store called love life engagement ring. Birthday this year, keep up his wife to marry him.
8 月 10 日
units in today's hearing, said a colleague of mine coal mining on the move, well earned! I pleaded with to go, really good profit, there are fifty dollars a night out!
8 月 15 日
had dug a good risk, as well as landslides, was almost down to it!
8 月 21 日
out today and my wife, I accidentally fell asleep, she was very angry and curse me out, why not blame yourself accidentally fell asleep! Even yesterday, after five went to bed, we can not fall asleep, and my wife is happy!
8 月 27 日
Today my wife told me afterwards that I recently did not take her phone, asked me if I hate her? Stupid this lovely girl, I'll never hurt her too late, how would hate her, but I can not tell her that the signal is poor mine! Let her misunderstood it!
9 月 1 日
from the country today to visit my sister, Mom told me to take back end must take his girlfriend to her old look!
9 月 4 日
Today is the last day of coal mining, coal we finished digging the dark, ready to call it a day, when suddenly it began to collapse, I was cave suppress the feet, good thing I keep trying very hard to climb out of their lives! I brought home salary of five thousand, and finally do this without fear of job
9 月 5 日
Na Zhaoqian to the jewelry store today to buy a ring, the day after tomorrow is the birthday of his wife, ten tomorrow night After the two points I want my wife to marry him, have not seen his wife for several days, and miss her Oh!
9 月 6 日
home today, my wife also, I saw her so happy, is preparing to tell her I miss her! If not yet, my wife told me that the first open break up with my heart hurt, tears in the eyes round and round, and I promised her, because I promised her whatever she asked me to do what I can not say no, even with her I will be sad to have to die broke! My wife hit me a slap, and then thrown out the door.
9 月 7 日
wife's birthday today, all day to her. I picked up the ring at night I called my wife, I must keep up his wife to marry him anyway, I want life to take care of her!
half way out of the ring rolled off the road from his pocket, I quickly stopped and ran across the Qujian. A truck flew over to my side, I was too late Hey! I just felt a bloody eyes!
do not know how long, I woke up and stood next to death, it tells me that I have does not belong to this world. I saw the bloody corpse holding my sister burst into tears.
wife, I'm looking for my wife, I beg the god of death, it promised me to meet his wife for half an hour.
wife came to bed, I stroked her hair, so reluctant to leave, I'm afraid I left no one to take care of his wife, how could she do?
wife, I'm sorry, I can not take care of you forever!
wife, you must be happy, if my next life I was so wretched, so I asked God let me meet you soon!
wife, farewell!
(after reading the sad heart, please help reproduced, we do not let more people miss the true love)
once, the boy doting on her like a treasure, even if the bad weather, he will run all over the city to buy a girl's favorite chocolate cake.
Last year, a few days before the birthday girl, and the rain poured down. Boy riding a bicycle, visit the seventy-eight Street, a collection of nine hundred ninety-nine RMB one point, and then awkwardly folded Qianzhi night.
the night before the birthday girl, the boy secretly nine hundred ninety-nine Qianzhi on the girl's pillow, tucked below a note: , but I love you is priceless. husband! not enough!
these few weeks, the boy always accompany the girls rarely, occasionally and girls together, he was always impatient to listen to girls clamoring for him to go with her where to go! Listened until the shoulders of the boy lying on the girl fell asleep, the girl angrily aside, he said angrily: do not come out, After that, the girl called the boy each time, always voice busy, or dead zones!
girl the night before the birthday boy came home, she saw a bunch of girls on the balcony Hanging out the clothes, her heart seems suddenly suspended to the throat, and what did not. She sat on the sofa in silence, waiting for the arrival of the boy.
But he was very crisp yes!
fifty-nine past eleven p.m., the girl's cell phone rang, a call from the boy. Do not do that call,
girl sitting in the window counting the time little by little in the past, is already two in the morning, the boy not appear. She turn out the lights, drill into bed, closed his eyes wearily, and soon fell asleep ...
very tight.
After you have one already! I am worried that without me you how to do? I'll be gone, who will get you breakfast? it? Hi-handed, if you ask what you want, even the stars I have to give you off, like a few days or you do not talk to me! Hospital obligations blood, donated blood, I completed a walk first, and then you ignore me a week, and finally I yelled ten on the bus 'wife, I was wrong!' and then you finally agreed to talk to me! wife In fact, I halo of blood, blood, pale smoked, I'm afraid you are worried about, so to walk first! I'm good for nothing now! Why hide? go home because my sister, she lives in my house these days, I'm afraid she saw, you have not seen my sister now! and said: She looked at him and the usual boy always felt a bit different, but can not tell where the difference! Watched him leave the back, the girl stopped him kind of like the impulse, but she is still a fit of anger, and this time he asked her to speak to him a month before her!
the sun dipped into the bedroom, the girl lying in bed and stretched.
rapid ringing phone, pick up girls impatient, I hear a strange woman sobbing
a car accident!
boy's sister told her that last night he was killed and a truck collided, leaving him no time last words to be taken away death!
coal, met several times nearly lost your life collapse! Since then, girls did not talk too
love, she will always remember the boy's figure, if met his next life, she told him on the bus ten thousand: her husband, sorry!
Postscript
8 月 7 日
another month is the birthday of his wife! Seen today in a jewelry store called love life engagement ring. Birthday this year, keep up his wife to marry him.
8 月 10 日
units in today's hearing, said a colleague of mine coal mining on the move, well earned! I pleaded with to go, really good profit, there are fifty dollars a night out!
8 月 15 日
had dug a good risk, as well as landslides, was almost down to it!
8 月 21 日
out today and my wife, I accidentally fell asleep, she was very angry and curse me out, why not blame yourself accidentally fell asleep! Even yesterday, after five went to bed, we can not fall asleep, and my wife is happy!
8 月 27 日
Today my wife told me afterwards that I recently did not take her phone, asked me if I hate her? Stupid this lovely girl, I'll never hurt her too late, how would hate her, but I can not tell her that the signal is poor mine! Let her misunderstood it!
9 月 1 日
from the country today to visit my sister, Mom told me to take back end must take his girlfriend to her old look!
9 月 4 日
Today is the last day of coal mining, coal we finished digging the dark, ready to call it a day, when suddenly it began to collapse, I was cave suppress the feet, good thing I keep trying very hard to climb out of their lives! I brought home salary of five thousand, and finally do this without fear of job
9 月 5 日
Na Zhaoqian to the jewelry store today to buy a ring, the day after tomorrow is the birthday of his wife, ten tomorrow night After the two points I want my wife to marry him, have not seen his wife for several days, and miss her Oh!
9 月 6 日
home today, my wife also, I saw her so happy, is preparing to tell her I miss her! If not yet, my wife told me that the first open break up with my heart hurt, tears in the eyes round and round, and I promised her, because I promised her whatever she asked me to do what I can not say no, even with her I will be sad to have to die broke! My wife hit me a slap, and then thrown out the door.
9 月 7 日
wife's birthday today, all day to her. I picked up the ring at night I called my wife, I must keep up his wife to marry him anyway, I want life to take care of her!
half way out of the ring rolled off the road from his pocket, I quickly stopped and ran across the Qujian. A truck flew over to my side, I was too late Hey! I just felt a bloody eyes!
do not know how long, I woke up and stood next to death, it tells me that I have does not belong to this world. I saw the bloody corpse holding my sister burst into tears.
wife, I'm looking for my wife, I beg the god of death, it promised me to meet his wife for half an hour.
wife came to bed, I stroked her hair, so reluctant to leave, I'm afraid I left no one to take care of his wife, how could she do?
wife, I'm sorry, I can not take care of you forever!
wife, you must be happy, if my next life I was so wretched, so I asked God let me meet you soon!
wife, farewell!
(after reading the sad heart, please help reproduced, we do not let more people miss the true love)
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