1. An American tourist in China, careless rate into the roadside ditch construction, anger and said: In the U.S., will put up the red flag dangerous places tips! Guide smiled and said: When entering not see that?
2. is always thirsty. No one can help you a favor? brother in law sent me the bill on the line. It stood a vehicle pass, above Liangzi can see only the head of a I whispered a sentence: This is the This is a joke to see the cold did not lift his wife's head, said: lingering spirits touching love story. This thing tells us: lesbian bath home is never the opportunity, take a bath must go outside.
6. to mm bought a large stuffed toy to give her a surprise about eating late deliberately brought suddenly from behind her a gift she seemed quite happy for a moment suddenly asked me the ..., Big Brother mind a comfortable, finally know what's what of the people, the occasion was cool to hear another young man said, haunted it! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: you TMD and the urine in the refrigerator the
9. Fish very troublesome, want to change water once a week, I often forget. Was changed once a week to have to fish
10. A bunch of people stroll around in the Trade, a hungry man to the Royal Park suggested that the trip is not easy, try the official food and then took out his iphone, search for a time around was overjoyed, saying the restaurant called the Little Palace near the home should be good and then we hear the name ran excitedly to sit down after the discovery tableware written on children, right? Husband: Well, two is enough? wife: 3! husband: No, 2! wife: I say 3 to 3! husband: birth of the first two I ligation! wife: good , I hope you also love the first 3 children.
12. One day, a minor child is also in the dinner party when you ask a question of his father: riddle, said that a prostitute who took five cents to three women, you say this incident is what mathematical symbols? ! We all want the time in pain, the waiter suddenly blurting:
13. Liu Bei in the wedding night that evening, giggling in front of beautiful wife, said: went on to say: : said: Dean wrote: very simple, the bathtub filled with water, placed next to a spoon to scoop a spoon and asked to vacate bathtub. Reporter said: Oh! See, the normal use scoop spoon. Dean said: No, the normal plug out of the bathtub will
16. If winter comes, the husband looking for sweaters, his wife said: wash a little, big, gave my brother a; find Maoku , his wife said: wash a little, small, and gave my brother a; husband fire: I wash you, give your sister got.
17. penguin penguin brother and sister dating. Penguin Penguin brother to give her sister a good impression, specially dressed up a bit, wearing a trim suit. Penguin sister watched, according to his brother's face fierce penguin fan a few ears: just brush the paint on the walls. The next day, his wife called painter: I want you to see the place last night, my husband touched. While Pen Bixue painter, while faint
19. Why the sea is blue, because the fish swim in the water, he will spit bubbles, blue ... ... blue ... ... blue ... ...
20. Dayu hear the story of a child, that Yu Hao Bang, to concentrate on water management and ten years, three a Tale. Tu during his wife's gave birth to his big fat baby Kai, Yu attend to look at all. In retrospect, some parts of the story always feel a subtle sense of ambivalence
21. Television broadcast of a football game, players are admission. Putting down the newspaper his wife watched television, her husband said: can see what? Shuo-Dong Wu stopping sounds of the governance of the monkey park, be sure to play ugly. The first day we get a cut blanket, security blanket spit. Seoul day you take the first cut blanket, lying in a brewing strong, monkey spit strong
23. Just school when the class began to introduce themselves Jiaosha name, like hell is. One male students took to the podium: Then the class of collective wave blowing Xiaofan
24. Ferry to sink, leading grabbed a life jacket, the secretary reminded that: The Secretary, on board there are many women do, leadership angrily: no time to , and want that thing
25. Wukong took the magnet on the ground to absorb smoke, Drifting Q: Big Brother, you are looking for? Goku: Hey! I put out on the floor of the Monkey King Bar, which has not had time to get longer!
26. at the same table said to me: nightmare Well, nothing. pen sleep a night, it was found pregnant sows, after DNA tests proved that Confucius is certainly not dry, nor Mencius dry, may I ask, then who did?
28. On television, kissing lens, and my father let his son go to a glass of water. Soon there kissing scenes on TV, my father let his son go to a glass of water, the son asked: Dad, is not a kiss you see someone thirsty ah?
29. soldiers, when a cold, to health varsity fluids, was the same year, Li told that soldiers on duty, joyful hearts, think of acupuncture treatment that can be known as Li's certainly just once, which know Finally, tie a six-needle pain we go, then curse his comrades, his comrades told the doctor to the patient over an acupuncture treatment at least we go to ten pin, ten pin so it is called Lee, I was tied six needles are considered good luck.
30. picking a cell phone, thought back to the owner, so he found the phone numbers played in the past (which is the owner's sister) turned on each other and said: Brother, what happened? I said: you are the owner of this phone sister? I am your brother picked up the phone! After hearing she said: Oh, you wait. Then put the phone to hang. After about two minutes. The phone rings, I pick, hears the other was a woman, said: Brother, you call to find handsome, the other stayed
32. two beautiful women in the elevator talking about the best whitening cosmetics. At the same time, there is a black man on the side quietly listening to this. suddenly black two beautiful man said: I tried, no use! Brothers, how are you? Do not be afraid, Hundred Flowers, freely Well. . . I do not want to be eaten. What? mm: I want to keep interaction to tell me to listen to my words, small animals. husband: we go home, you can only keep me
36. What kind of animal like the wall? Answer : Seal (poster)
37. Today, the reception room of my uncle shouted: worked extremely hard to open the vault, and found that there actually are all jelly. tired and hungry, eat all the jelly huff thief left the next day the local newspaper headlines: .
39. Zhuge Liang, Wei Yan dying was convinced that his death will be against the dark Well Madai kill Wei Yan. Shu will be in the talent, Madai martial arts is not strength, why take on this wise chosen to find Madai responsibility? Because, Madai word Ding Lin, Mading Lin Wei Yan
40 tyranny Kia's rival who? Nokia. Because No KIA.
41. morning check out of dorm school badge, was stopped with a roommate did not sign. So he read: Liu Bei... it? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not! mm then change the auto-reply
43. Yesterday the company issued uniform to the employees of the dumplings. Today, employees come to work foreigners, meeting on the company's executive manager said: This should be the same as with the group to facilitate the management of friends, then built a 'mm' group, the relationship better, having an affair, there are signs of mm are added to one of the ... ... ... ... Later, I Cup with a
45. Xiao Ming, said after using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher: the toilet has a lot of ants, the teacher suddenly thought of the word ant ant English, so the test Xiaoming: ants how to say? Xiao Ming bewildered. ...... said: ... ... ... ... ants he did not say anything ...
46. morning I said: , because they can scrape together a ~
49. morning taxi, I heard a radio Fan Fan introduce myself... you a hundred times!!
51. two cows with grass, blue bull and asked the Black Bull: What you smell the grass? will people eat, the results say a word, no eat by the tiger he said ! Do not tense.
54. and his wife went to the Summer Palace, into the middle of the maze, and then to go out. Who is the most flat chest? A: Little Red Riding Hood to ask: Why? A: Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves ..
56. The United Nations General Assembly opened in the presence of representatives want to speak. President of the Assembly is a British, when we compete for say, the Japanese on their hands it! The Chairman said: You can say it! Japanese friends would drive miles to say a bunch of melon words. But the chairman said: Can you speak English ah? The Japanese said: I was talking English ah! The Japanese went on to say ... ... this time Chairman said: Can you stand up and speak ah? The Japanese said: I have stood up it!
57. just at university, in order to show that they are very personal one, give dormitory name 20 Section ...
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